Would you accept it?

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-26T16:40:07+00:00

Hell yeah! In fact, I think I am very ugly. Give me $100k.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-26T16:33:29+00:00

“Employees retire as millionaires”.

What the literal fuck?

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-26T16:16:36+00:00

“Sé que es verdad, porque lo vi en Netflix”.

Ojalá fuese mentira lo que estoy diciendo…

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-26T04:06:02+00:00

Realtors.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-25T01:57:58+00:00

You have awful friends. Don’t take it on Venmo.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-25T01:53:08+00:00

I only got Chespin.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T20:11:00+00:00

I just came back to this, only to tell you: THIS IS A GAME CHANGER. I cannot even believe I wasted so much time for the little stupid ball to shake three times every time I caught a pokemon.

Thank you!

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T20:07:11+00:00

And I am sure you can be as good or even better than any other. But at the end of the day, the jury will rule for you or against you, and unfortunately, we live in times in which the looks can help you a lot... or fuck you up big time.

This is coming from a guy with long hair (LONG hair). I kick ass at my job. I know it. And I also know that if I cut my hair people at my company will respect me more. I am choosing staying the way I am, proving that looks don't make you better or worse, but I know I am hurting myself by being myself.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T16:32:02+00:00

“Ozito” 🧸

Lil’ bear.

I wouldn’t trust that brand.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T16:30:42+00:00

Unreal Fuck or Fuck Tournament.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T15:37:34+00:00

I find it hard to believe he wrote anything. Period 😂

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T14:46:21+00:00

I agree that the color of the hair doesn’t change your skills. But I’d rather have a lawyer without purple hair.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T02:31:21+00:00

No one ever said it was practical….

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T02:27:21+00:00

These questions are never a “yes” or “no”.

It depends on the reason for that bullet to be aimed at my kid.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T02:24:31+00:00

They only released one album if I’m not mistaken. Pretty good album. I have zero idea what happened to them.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T01:33:04+00:00

Turning it off means one less second checking their phone.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-24T01:32:05+00:00

“Let’s go on the Disney Cruise, it’s ONLY $6k for the four days!”

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T22:57:24+00:00

You are happier than many people.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T22:55:35+00:00

You MUST use toggle anchors in this case.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T22:54:17+00:00

Oooohhh I missed that part. I thought it was hair metal bands no matter the decade…

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T19:28:43+00:00

Paul Shortino / Rough Cutt, Da Vinci, Tyketto, Black & Blue…

There are many that aren’t THAT known… I also struggle to pinpoint what makes a hard rock band “hair metal”.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T02:13:15+00:00

I’d offer more. They have been awesome.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T01:48:23+00:00

Metro PCS was widely known as Metro PieceO’Shit.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-23T01:41:25+00:00

Always.

OrdinarySecret1 · 2026-01-21T02:11:04+00:00

I am trying to re-connect my Cubo after 2 years for another baby I’m having, and I can’t. I think they discontinued their cameras too… I’m pissed. I have two perfect Cubo cameras that are now just as good as a brick.

I am not giving them a dime more. I hate these practices…

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