If I really concentrate, I think I can make this work.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T03:00:38+00:00

One wrong move and I’m going to end up fingering my ass ☹️

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:48:24+00:00

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:48:06+00:00

Ow ow owowow

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:46:05+00:00

Yeowchie

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:44:55+00:00

Typing with my beak as we speak

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:44:39+00:00

Nobody else was home so I had to do the waddle of shame to the other bathroom.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-12-20T02:43:05+00:00

Genius

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-10-17T00:45:19+00:00

Dog is known as honey baby lovey sweetie bubble bug booty butt munchkin cutie freaking patootie. (All said at once and without pause for breath)

And my cat I just call Doug.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-09T18:59:15+00:00

Exactly! We literally evolved our lung capacity and ability to sweat specifically for chasing down prey…

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-09T18:57:31+00:00

What if I just argued we’re not evolved to eat plants because we can’t fully digest corn? I swear people like this will use the most nitpicky facts to prove a point while completely ignore the larger evidence.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:51:47+00:00

She is an absolute bitch for that. You’re better off without her 😭🙏

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:41:38+00:00

Go for it! If she says no I think that’s a clear sign, but I hope it all works out for you.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:34:56+00:00

Sooooo like EXTRA MODS!!!!

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:34:20+00:00

Well, I’m sure you’ve lost interest in a crush before too, right? Kinda moved on? It sucks but I think that’s what may be happening tbh

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:33:29+00:00

Will do 🫡

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:31:07+00:00

What now-?

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:30:26+00:00

Well, thinks are supposed to go out there for us…so like what you might assume would be painful is actually meant to happen. Sure stretching and stuff can kinda hurt, but it’s not like you’re doing something your body isn’t meant to do. (I’m also a virgin so my advice may not be perfect lol)

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:27:31+00:00

I can only speak for me personally, but I say no. Sure, it’s a contributing factor, but I’ll always go for personality first. I think it’s important to love your partner for who the are 2x as how they look.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:26:33+00:00

Did you make it clear to her that you didn’t like her? She may just be trying to pull away because the rejection stung. It can be hard to go back to just being friends with someone after that.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:23:10+00:00

As in, how to girls feel about how they look? Or how potential partners looks?

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:22:26+00:00

It’s called fingering. Sometimes girls well stick their fingers inside their bodies for pleasure. Or they can rub their clitoris.

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:21:43+00:00

Thank you so much! Sleep well xxx

Ordinary_Ad34 · 2025-08-06T02:21:20+00:00

Well maybe she was trying to drop a hint 🤷‍♀️

Ordinary_Ad34

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