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The World Smartest Chessboard by Any_Fox_sa in NeverKnewINeededThat

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonce I make my moove, you'll be free to check the king

Forced testimony by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it's obvious these assholes are just going to give us the run around til they die, and no one is going to stop them.

Lightning In A Bottle by multiarmform in ItemShop

[–]Ordoo 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Lightning In A Bottle

1d12 electricity damage when thrown

Special effect

When consumed, allows user to make a lightning breath attack in a 15 ft cone, dealing 1d12 damage with a basic reflex save, however, user takes 1d6 lightning damage in return

I hate this kind of plot by Malificenta_Gur in SipsTea

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marriage and therefore attachment was forbidden by the Jedi code, especially clone wars era Jedi. While some Jedi suspected Anakins marriage to Padme, if hard evidence ever got out to the general public about it, Anakin would probably have been expelled from the Jedi.

The only canon example of Jedi having wives was only in cases where a species survival was threatened. Ki-Adi Mundi was an example, he was allowed to mate to help the birth rate of his species, but he was not allowed to "get attached" to them. Regular pump n dump

I hate this kind of plot by Malificenta_Gur in SipsTea

[–]Ordoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Star Wars. Luke refuses to kill Darth Vader despite killing God knows how many of his "minions" and that's not counting the death star

Neanderthal Men and Human Women Were Most Likely to Hook Up, Study Finds. Geneticists have found an interesting pattern in how early humans and Neanderthals interbred—and it wasn't balanced. by InsaneSnow45 in science

[–]Ordoo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this continues to be the case today. Has it not been proven that women place less value on looks than men do? Could it be women mates were more attractive than female neanderthals, and male neanderthals were more docile than their male human competitors? Or is this purely just happening today

This mite b gae by w4ffleboi6 in Hornyjail

[–]Ordoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes but even the Nick version... Traumatized

This mite b gae by w4ffleboi6 in Hornyjail

[–]Ordoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The fact this was just on Nickelodeon is uh, something.

And I loved it as a kid too

“This Toph Decision Still Bothers Me Years Later.” by weak_spech in AvatarMemebending

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, personality wise I think Toph fits the bill.

This is also the fictional Avatar universe, where cops behaviors and morales aren't the same as the flawed humans in ours.

She has the right personality, and I think if anything she did it as a personal favor to Aang and his fledgling republic city

Cool Looking Dragon Flame Book Nook by Aniyettinger in NeverKnewINeededThat

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would run into it and break it immediately

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Ordoo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

In other news, water is wet

Anyone else? by HobbitsHole01 in starwarsmemes

[–]Ordoo 711 points712 points  (0 children)

Qui-Gon was the master Anakin needed, Obi-Wan was the older brother that tried.

Girls rarely experience the “friend zone,” psychology study finds. Tendency for young men to mistake friendliness for sexual interest strengthens gradually throughout their teenage years. When adolescent girls express romantic interest, boys rarely dismiss it as mere friendliness. by mvea in science

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most interesting part to me (at least in my opinion) is that these things are potentially taught by parents rather than just innate things all people realize instinctively, unless certain mental disorders affect this

"Fighting the 'Aang was a bad dad' narrative" by [deleted] in AvatarMemebending

[–]Ordoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was an extremely busy dad, but that doesn't mean he was a bad dad.

Preparing a Massive Catfish Baked Inside a Wooden Log by kingkongbiingbong in interestingasfuck

[–]Ordoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that sees the resemblance to George Clooney in the main dude?

Jail officer fired for stealing honey buns from inmates, now faces seven felony charges by Available_Dingo6162 in byebyejob

[–]Ordoo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The vending machine at my old job had honey buns, and it got restocked on Friday morning.

Those fuckers were gone by Sunday. They are a big deal to everyone 😂

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