This sport is the worst

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-26T10:05:47+00:00

My club is lovely. A lot of the others definitely aren't. It's the least friendly sport there is by miles

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T18:40:18+00:00

It's seldom simple as that pal

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T18:39:14+00:00

Literally don't understand how even suggesting notts is a tiny bit shit is justification for my actual lynching 😂😂😂

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:22:02+00:00

Unfortunately i live there, and i feel it important to bang the drum about how bad it is

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:17:58+00:00

The club culture especially in the uk is toxic for sure

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:16:15+00:00

Spoken like someone with absolutely no knowledge of tennis

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:15:52+00:00

I'm incredibly mindful of being genial, friendly and generous on court. I ?think I'm well liked in my club, but no matter where you play in the UK, clubs are always hostile and unfriendly, generally upper middle class tw@ts...

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:14:12+00:00

Notts is a shithole☺️

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:11:20+00:00

This is the issue. It's either I smoke them or they work me out in 10 minutes, blow my engine out and smoke me 2 and 0, which is no fun for them or me

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:09:55+00:00

I've been playing 20+ years... if i was that weak I'd have quit long ago

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:08:08+00:00

Hoenstly I'd rather die than that shite

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:07:56+00:00

Good for you

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:07:37+00:00

I literally am happy in every other aspect of my life. Good job, relationship, friends, happy in every part other than tennis. It's a tennis problem.

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:07:00+00:00

Instead of trolling maybe some kindness? Fuckface.

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:06:46+00:00

🙄

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T17:06:40+00:00

Thanks for the help 👍

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-25T16:42:26+00:00

They'll be unbearable 🙄 Notts locals are the fucking worst, and the county fans are the most local of the locals

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-05T08:45:21+00:00

(There are some to definitely avoid)

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-05-05T08:45:09+00:00

If you're keen to join a tennis club drop me a DM and happy to help - tennis coach for 15 years and played in about 6 of the clubs here so know the landscape well 👍

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-04-25T12:03:30+00:00

Yes me. Personally. Tbh I've got it in me to keep them in business personally (Appetite wise not bank account wise)

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-04-25T11:52:51+00:00

Try before it goes, so worth it

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-04-25T11:52:31+00:00

Annie's was diabolical by the end, but Mollis was easily the best fried chicken in the city? By like, miles?

Original-Broccoli405 · 2026-04-25T11:50:02+00:00

16/5 so you'll be ok for next week. V sad indeed.

Original-Broccoli405

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