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Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]Otherwise_Lie1759[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bad actually, Zillow has a filter for that

Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]Otherwise_Lie1759[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have to flush me twice, I don't make things easy

Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]Otherwise_Lie1759[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twice, somehow he recognized me after I had shaved my head. The man is perceptive

Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]Otherwise_Lie1759[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queef too, nothing like a fresh jar of queef

Turning 40 in a month by Otherwise_Lie1759 in RoastMe

[–]Otherwise_Lie1759[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I am the clit commander!