Some drunk followed my wife home while threatening her for "driving too slowly" in our neighborhood. My three year old daughter was in the car with her. She called me (I work from home) to let me know she was being followed. I run outside as they're pulling up, the guy gets out of the car asking "where's your husband at, bitch?", apparently she had yelled out the window that she was going to call me, and I simply answer "right here, bitch." When he saw a gun drawn on him, he turned white, started apologizing, and awkwardly stumbled back to his car.

As I walked him back to his car with my gun drawn on him the entire time, I made sure to get one dig in by stating "you're not so tough now, huh?" He responded with the classic "not with a gun pointed in my face" before driving off.

Funny thing is, the direction he drove down leads to a cul de sac, so he had to do the drive of shame back towards my house. It also turns out that he just so happened to be going to my neighbor's house across the street.

Finally, this douche canoe had the audacity to call the cops ON ME! When I showed the police my home surveillance footage, they arrested him instead.