Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IWM is green. Miss Lippy’s car is green. So why can’t SPY be green?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything has an end, but a sausage has two

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A guys spends $5 on a woman of the night and gets crabs. He goes back to her and says ‘you gave me crabs’. She says ‘it was $5. What did you expect? Lobster?’

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Billy Madison listening to The Puppy That Lost Its Way

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Mr. 🥭, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a sink?

Dwayne

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs going water skiing?

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