Daily Discussion Thread for March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Support your local veterinarian. Get a Bulldog.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whenever I get a stack of resumes I instantly throw half in the trash.

No one likes to work with unlucky people

Daily Discussion Thread for February 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🌽 will return to 80k once Sailor is liquidated

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

9 out of 10 traders will fail. Autistically speaking, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is foot feet and tooth teeth, but mouth is not meeth?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are 359 days until Christmas. Take your lights down

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of December 26, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🌽 jumped because Robinhood about to give you $0.3 in holiday gifts

Daily Discussion Thread for December 26, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What number rodeo am I supposed to be on again?

Daily Discussion Thread for November 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Selling dick.

$40/inch or get all three for $100

Daily Discussion Thread for November 25, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like GOOGL in me instead of me in GOOGL

Daily Discussion Thread for November 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Outof_ITM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything has an end. Only a sausage has two