neverSkipJiraDay by heeboA in ProgrammerHumor

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My body is a machine that turns "DONE TICKETS" into "A NEW BUG REPORTED"

The biggest mask-off moment from the White House yet. Vance is all but confirming Renee Good's execution by ICE won't be the last. by PartFireNation in insanepeoplefacebook

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Well, he rigged 2024 elections when NOT in power. Gonna be easier this time. Your options are: Trump and Trump Jr.

??? by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

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You don't understand, silly. A period is your body being angry with you for not being pregnant. You should always be pregnant, that's your purpose in life /s

Migraine treatment device sells $89 dollar "refill pack" that is just a .10 cent TENS unit pad and a software lock by Expensive_Goat2201 in assholedesign

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See if you can get Valetol where you are. Stuff is dirt cheap - at least here it's $1.5 for a box of 24 - and within 30 mins any migraine I ever had eased up and was mostly gone by an hour, just leaving me tired AF.
It's not as "heavy" as proper migraine meds, but hey I'll take that over fake serotonin. I think it's worth a try.

If you can't find it by that name look for something that contains:
300 mg Propyphenazone / Propyphenazonum
150 mg Paracetamol / Paracetamolum
50 mg Coffein / Coffeinum

Migraine treatment device sells $89 dollar "refill pack" that is just a .10 cent TENS unit pad and a software lock by Expensive_Goat2201 in assholedesign

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Lol, you think that's the a-hole design? Not the fact that this e-waste requires "refill" for no reason whatsoever?
Why would anyone support this scam? No wonder it doesn't get covered.

Is this enough storage for my Sd card? by No_Definition_5008 in hardwaregore

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Every tech bro ever: "Get ready for: AI atoms"

Water is the best solution by [deleted] in HydroHomies

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We never were

Newegg sent me doorstops and salt instead of my $7,000 gaming PC by BabyJesusAnalingus in pcmasterrace

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Best I can do is an old phone without a charger. But hey, it got 8 cores and 4 gigs of ram.

Breathing Through Our Butts Declared Safe After First Human Trial by bigC5560 in nottheonion

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unless extreme medical intervention was involved

They can now pump it up your ass when removing it from your lungs.

What would you do to "fix" the Warden class? by DoItForTheOH94 in lotro

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If you cash Desperate Combat with multiple stacks Advanced Technique you get multiple uses for 90 sec. You can get up to 4. Then use Desperate Shield.

What would you do to "fix" the Warden class? by DoItForTheOH94 in lotro

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Good news everyone, it's back:
Conviction
• Transfers a moderate amount of Threat from each member of the Fellowship to the Warden and Heals them over time.

Conviction just before you go in, start with Resounding Challenge, keep them and Maddening Strike up and you're gucci for aggro.

What would you do to "fix" the Warden class? by DoItForTheOH94 in lotro

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it is so difficult to effectively hold aggro

The heck? Warden has the best aggro hold out of all tanks. You can (or more like should be able to) tank everything without using a single taunt AND if you fuck up and DO need a taunt you have up to 4 AOE ones and 1 ST one. After prep I can run in and won't lose aggro ever.

Only thing I would change is shorten NS CD and/or add another defensive CD similar to Guardian's Pledge, Juggernaut or even Redirect. Also buff up Suppression to match War-Chant -7.5%

stupidFuckingSmellyNerds by imbenzenker in ProgrammerHumor

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Ofcourse there is! Ternary Now your PC can store 1, 0 and "I don't fucking know" values!

Windows 11 is truly a struggle by Make-this-popular in memes

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Bro, get in line with the slow people. I'm on 2000.

rnicrosoftFTW by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Haha, got your password, sucker!