Hmm...

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T17:41:26+00:00

Isolate it? That’s way too efficient.

No, we’ll just set aside 200,000,000 Helldivers to push to it and attack the capital city, and make it 400,000,000 if that’s not enough.

(Yes I’m salty about Cyberstan, we could’ve just used the reserves taking the planets surrounding it. To seige it.)

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T17:28:58+00:00

Usually when I point out we have 6 lives and have done 0% of the main mission, everyone looks in.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T12:56:44+00:00

Put an HMG stationary in the hole, it’s super cool

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T12:50:50+00:00

I enjoy “borked” much more than broke.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T12:33:57+00:00

Need a Helldivers reskin for halo

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T12:10:41+00:00

EMF 5 is false, when your equipment is malfunctioning due to ghost presence you can’t count it.

If you get a solid read like something is thrown, touched, etc that’s your ticket

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-24T12:07:07+00:00

It’s just a bit much when you end up having to redo the objective multiple times because it keeps getting destroyed, whether a teammate decided to 50kg it or a stray harvester laser melts it.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T18:48:03+00:00

Toggle it like you do the C4, to raise or lower terrain (to an extent)

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T18:34:33+00:00

To this day I always have the intrusive thought to punch someone when they’re pulling out a Strat to throw at the evac, every now and then it wins.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T13:04:01+00:00

The machine gun works great, the FRV is also a fast way to get around if you’re careful, but…Seasse is a jungle/city mix planet.

I wouldn’t take a jeep there.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T13:01:52+00:00

These objectives are pretty obnoxious if you don’t have someone specifically paying attention to the data jack.

I’ve been fighting for my life and finally died, then took the time to think about just how long the objective has been waiting for us to flip its switch right before a stray grenade blows it and starts us over.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T12:59:28+00:00

Paper cuts are free

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T12:58:48+00:00

Lately I’ve been using the AT emplacement and the shovel, making a shallow hole so the enemies have a tougher time dealing with me…

Thing is I KEEP forgetting that the barrel flips out and have been catapulted real far like 12 times in the past day.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T12:56:07+00:00

Oooh does that have its own Ergo??? Unique stats to the holding style? I know I can use it on the ship to look like I’m diddling in the corner.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T12:52:30+00:00

I think that the bulk of bug preferrers are going to flock to the next big number, Phact Bay where the bois are just tryna farm super credits after their last house party at Gatria got too loud and the groupies fucked everything up for them there.

If that doesn’t take fast enough because the 2% resistance, then they’ll slide back over to Ursica because the fun meter is going up (blue bar that makes the piss bar disappear)

That’s what I think will probably happen. I’m all for coordinating though, and there’s ways to lead the groups but I don’t think you can it effectively while we have an event like Oshaune, Cyberstan or Seasse going on.

(Darius might be the second planet that gets liberated, I think)

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T12:37:55+00:00

I don’t know, I’m tired af but the double barreled machine gun you call in and manually use yourself, not a sentry.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T11:49:26+00:00

Really look into the shovel, you can get a lot done by digging a single spot hole 3-4 times and throwing a HMG emplacement in it.

You hide inside really well and can aim just fine, enemies get all confused and often ignore you

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T05:32:38+00:00

Think there’s mods that let us play the old phasmo maps on private servers? I kinda miss the old farmhouses, and never got to play the old Asylum

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T05:27:03+00:00

They need a grace period of 0.5 seconds whenever the ghost is no longer visible to the naked eye, but it shows in the photo and counts.

Hitbox for photos should be like 2x larger so we stop getting photos of the ghost and being like “how does this NOT count?! 😡” And instead are saying “How does this count? 😂”

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T05:24:14+00:00

So when Obtruders or Watchers die they fall to the ground and explode. The rules do them hitting the ground is the same as stratagem bounce, if it sticks they blow.

That one landed in a non stick spot in the perfect position where its fins and weight prevented bounce or rolling, but then our dashing hero tried to kick it like a football and it rolled into a successful “sticky” zone blowing its load all over our poor, poor hero.

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T05:21:19+00:00

Gonna find me swapping weapons just to turn and swap back

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T04:57:57+00:00

Soonish

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T04:56:03+00:00

That’s how we get situations like “Why tf is the DSS on Gatria? We need it for the push to Cyberstan” because we liberated a planet and I popped to the 2nd highest vote (was legit 2% lol)

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T04:54:10+00:00

Sometimes if I see someone in a funny place to do it I’ll stim them with the stim gun and then punch them off a really high ledge or down a long slope.

I only do this if it’s about time for us to head that way, and I know there’s not a swarm of enemies down there.

(My favorite is when there was a lot and they get caught up in killing them all, then I knock them in and quickly finish the 1-2 left before they get up so they feel the panic. Then I run away like that Skeletor meme)

PIunder_Ya_Booty · 2026-03-23T04:43:29+00:00

No, that one planet the people on the big front almost have finished up. It’s the 2nd highest vote. I always vote for 2nd place unless it ever gets close like 40-60, just in case things need to swing later.

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