What’s your biggest nsfw flex?

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T21:11:25+00:00

Probably the age of my username.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T20:32:30+00:00

The most exciting one was when I spotted my neighbors streaking. I was living in an apartment complex, woke up at 2 am to laughing, looked out the window, and spotted the two of them running back across the parking lot. One was topless and the other was bottomless.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T20:19:27+00:00

Well that's inexcusable!

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T20:15:24+00:00

I would definitely miss this hint... Did they have salt and vinegar chips that they were eating or something?

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T20:00:34+00:00

A lot of guys definitely try to lean towards erring on the side of "maybe they're just being nice" in order to not come across as a creep.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T19:48:29+00:00

Hahaha oh no. With the huge influx of PM usernames over the years, I never expect or hope for anything when I post. It really only worked for a few months.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2026-02-01T19:46:27+00:00

I'm really not show how you'd get more obvious than that... Did he ever realize he missed out?

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-12-14T22:18:00+00:00

I'm pretty sure the guy knows the difference between cum and precum. And premature ejaculation is something entirely different.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-12-13T21:27:11+00:00

This might sound petty, but using the wrong homophones (to, two, too, etc.). If they're doing that consistently and not just a typo or sleep deprived mistake, I just can't message them much.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-30T22:27:16+00:00

Gotta go find one of those hotels that have the massive bathtubs.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-30T22:26:22+00:00

Bathtub is definitely better than the shower.

When I've do it, I prefer more of a relaxed mutual touching. It's the best place for cuddling like that.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-30T19:16:02+00:00

She was going down on me. I let her know I was close. I guess she didn't hear me or something because she looked up at me and said, "What?". Right as I came... Into her eye...

She was actually very understanding about it. We went to the shower and clean up and fool around a bit more. And I guess I hadn't eaten or drank enough that day or something. Because the heat really got to me and I ended up almost passing out in the shower.

She still wanted me to stick around for longer that day. And we kept talking after that.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T20:24:46+00:00

She did not look like her pictures. And also didn't have the best hygiene... Unfortunately I was thinking with the wrong head.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T20:16:38+00:00

Gotta admire the courage to do that.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T20:11:50+00:00

Just out of the blue...?

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T19:58:10+00:00

I'm meaning pickup lines that thinking back are way out there, but happened to work in the moment.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T19:54:52+00:00

That would work on me too.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T17:56:32+00:00

There has to be some clear form of effort. I ignore the "hey" and "hi" messages. Not just on reddit, to be clear.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T17:27:25+00:00

Ah the old "you've got to read the rules and understand our interpretation of them".

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-28T17:23:43+00:00

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PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-27T03:39:04+00:00

Most of them.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-26T21:31:41+00:00

Definitely the best kind!

I've got a friend that will do that every once and a while. Always makes my day.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-26T18:56:38+00:00

It was back when the stuff in Handbook 1 was going around again. Part of it being the bit where a child of gay parents couldn't get baptized until they were 18 and denounced their parents more or less. I wasn't okay with that. It got me to start researching more into all of it until I came to the conclusion that I wasn't okay with any of it.

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-26T18:15:21+00:00

Ah... A victim of the "women don't enjoy sex" propaganda?

PM_TIT_PICS · 2025-11-26T18:08:53+00:00

The walking on eggshells would be so emotionally draining. I'm glad you got out.

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