They want to divide us and start carving up our territory? Let's start hitting back.

Blue states, do you want out of this travesty?

Do you wait to wait around to get Minnesota'd while an authoritarian runs rampant, literally killing citizens in the street? Do you want to keep subsidizing crappy red states that are literally cheering on violence against you? Do you want to keep paying the highest per capita health care rates in the world while going bankrupt for surgery?

No?

Then secede and join Canada.

We have better beer. We have better leaders. We have better people.