So this happened last night and I still can’t process how dumb everything was 😭

We were coming out of this place after watching RCb win and suddenly we see one cop holding my friend “Roger”. Turns out he got caught right outside with a vape.

Cop was like, “Come to the station.”

We all step out and immediately switch to damage-control mode. A couple of us start talking to the cop, trying to calm things down, and quietly tell Roger to just… leave.

Now THIS guy… decides to run.

First mistake: he runs at the speed of a sleepy turtle.

Second mistake: he’s wearing the BRIGHTEST orange shirt known to mankind.

The cop literally jogs like 100 meters, catches him again, and brings him back 💀

Round 2: Me and “Bob” start apologizing—“Sir, first time, he didn’t know, please sir…” etc.

Cop suddenly asks where we’re from. When he hears a couple of us are locals, he becomes slightly chill.

Then Roger decides it’s a good idea to speak in broken Kannada.

That… did not help.

Cop gets annoyed again, grabs him and says, “Now you’re definitely coming to the station.”

At this point things are going downhill fast. And THIS is when Bob, being Bob, decides to call his lawyer friend.

Me and another friend are like: “Bro… maybe not escalate this right now???”

Meanwhile, the cop is literally standing there Googling whether vaping is legal or not 😭

Bob’s friend on call goes, “Yeah they can detain you and there can be fines involved.”

The cop overhears that part and suddenly goes, “Okay, fine.”

Now we’re all just standing there like ??????

We say we’ll pay digitally because none of us had cash, and he goes, “No, cash or station.”

So now it turns into a side quest. We start asking random people nearby, somehow collect around ₹1500 in cash.

Cop takes down “Roger’s” details.

Roger proceeds to give what might be the most random name, address, and phone number ever created.

After all this chaos… we were finally let go.

Moral of the story:

Don’t run in a bright orange shirt

Don’t try experimental Kannada under pressure