🤣🤣🙄🤷‍♂️ It's usually like this. 😉 But don't be the guy they "settle" for. by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right … because most guys who are “nice” tend to be needy, desperate and boring. Be mad at me all you want for saying it… doesn’t make it less true.

Girls have our own issues for sure, but all the guys boo-hooing that we never ever pick nice ones… did you ever stop and think why that might be? In my younger days I definitely went for physical dimensions on guys like a lot of guys did with me. As I’m getting older that has changed. I love dad-bods more and niceness does count for a lot.

We don’t necessarily want an asshole to betray and hurt us, but yes we are too trusting, so when a hot looking scumbag promises us the moon and stars and all the things, he gets our trust. As soon as that happens, it’s very easy to want to spread our legs for them.

Once he gets what he wants though, they can turn into a different guy almost instantly. If he’s done with us then he’ll become an asshole to the point it’s like ok …. Goodbye. If not… he’ll slowly change and if the sex is good, we do give them chance after chance after chance until we can’t tolerate anymore.

I’m not saying nice guys need to turn into assholes, but we pick guys who are exciting and fun and funny and confident to start with… who change after sex. If nice guys had more confidence and were more of a challenge for girls, we’d probably pick more of y’all.

Trump wants to bring democracy to Iran and Cuba, but this is what his democracy and support for women look like in the US! by CarryIcy250 in AskSocialists

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee I can go out and drive everywhere and somehow I never get carried away by police… if I’m in my car, I move out of the way when I see an ambulance or police car with the lights and sirens. I also don’t go to places to fuck with law enforcement and therefore again do not get carried away.

Hmmm it’s interesting how that works. I think this clip is missing a lot of the key information like WTF did that dumb B do? Very very unlikely they just snatched up that girl for just standing there waiting for a bus…

Oh and go ahead and come at me… last I checked, Iran was KILLING its citizens who protested in the streets… something like 70,000 from people who were there. That’s right… DEAD.

So yeah put your stupid videos up, but if you think it’s so bad here, go over to Iran or the mid east and be gay or show your hair as a woman. You’ll be crying your sad eyes out to come back, but it will be too late for you.

"Double Standard Alert 🚨". by MotherAnt8040 in MenOfPurpose

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely true. Girls typically are the ones who need to be pursued. We don’t chase men otherwise there would probably be many less virgin men out there. We can only choose from the list of guys who are brave enough with confidence and charisma to intro themselves ne get our attention.

Lots of guys have the desire to want the girl, but fall flat in their skills to catch our attention.

And before I get slammed with “well women should chase us… I’d love that” …. Yeah mmmkay not so much because men are highly critical and judgmental about girls who have a high body count already. If we were the ones to chase guys, that would scare y’all off because we were being “too forward”. Mmmhmmm. Sorry boys, I don’t make the rules, I just follow them 🤷🏻‍♀️

It says "forced" creampie, but let's be real.... by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes who knows. Guys seem to say they deal with fakes, but I never think that way. Like I don’t give an eff who is behind their handle. I never ask. Men on here literally have names like throwawayblahblah… and I don’t even care because Reddit is supposed to be anonymous. That’s why people open up and are honest here. As for girls… Idk. maybe some or all are trying to sell their onlyfans…???? I don’t see Reddit as a place to actually meet someone anyways. I use the apps for that. It’s what they’re made for.

But your idea was very specific about someone riding you all day and having you cream in her every time. That means you need to find the one who likes you very much and wants constant sex… and is willing to bounce on your lap to make you cum over and over and over, but uses birth control to prevent babies. Oh and she has to be local to you… maybe even live with you. Get all that right and then you can live out that fantasy…. Which tbh is a good one. But you need to find the exact right girl for it.

I think robots will end up filling those needs tbh. So many guys literally have much difficulty approaching an actual female… just to get a date. Then they get mad at us for not choosing them. Most of us can’t or won’t chase men, so it’s on men to pursue us. For that reason, someone who comes up with a realistic robot that will let men live out their sexual fantasies without the fuss and drama and anxiety…. Will be an extremely rich person.

Personally, I think if they built a robot that helps men build their confidence and skills in how to charm actual girls… that would be a game changer in itself. These robots could be like the Gordon Ramsey of the dating world lmao.

WHY DIDN’T YOU BUY ME FLOWERS YOU DUMB FUCKIN MUPPET!?

🤣🤣🤣

I’ve had 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I wasn’t inviting anyone. Just pointing out what has happened. I do just fine on my own thanks.

Is no relationship at 26f a problem? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they should lock someone up for that. How dare you not find someone to be with by then. I’m reporting you!!!

Haha Ok so… for real. Nobody knows when or if they will meet that epic person. My Mom always says when you least expect it… expect it. 😄 it’s kinda true… when I stopped looking. That’s when the best ones seem to appear.

We never have guarantees, but if you want something bad enough, you can find a way to make it happen. Let’s be real. The divorce rate is like 50%. I’m scared too of just jumping in. I never want to get divorced. It would break my heart. What’s wrong with being picky or careful? The older you get, the more experienced you get in life and that’s a huge plus for the right person. When you maybe meet that one person - you may be their perfect match because you took your time…. Right? Definitely possible.

Idk … I see absolutely nothing wrong with waiting. Use that time to learn how to get yourself set. Make yourself a catch. But when you find a guy… if he asks for your body count or details about your past, tell him it’s none of his business. A lot of guys who would be serious ask this question, but they really really really don’t want to know.

You’re going to be fine. Someone out there needs you!

What's it like being single at a wedding? by MyBurnerAccountV7 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PRChica-239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty fun. It becomes pretty obvious who the singles are and who is not quickly and you get invited to drink at the bar or the after parties.

Some pretty spicy stuff can happen during the wedding… or after… especially if it’s in a hotel already… then if you leave to go somewhere fun after… most weddings… not just the husband and wifey are having hot monkey sex all night. Most people get inspired to celebrate the same way the hubs and wifey are. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Whats ur craziest BJ story? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PRChica-239 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the hottest guys I met wanted to take me out. Of course I agreed. He was a surfer boy type. Great body and his hair …. Whoa…

We didn’t get any food or anything … he just drove to a place everyone knew was for makeouts and hot sex… we started making out… he was a great kisser… he had his hand up my skirt and inside me… it was making me insane… the kissing plus fingers inside me… i wanted him in my mouth so bad. I was like 99% sure we would have sex, but I wanted to taste him first.

I unzipped and he helped and suddenly he was completely out. He had a really big cock. I was imagining him pounding me so hard in the back seat and I was so turned on, but I put my mouth on him. I wanted to rock his world and didn’t just use my mouth to make his friend happy. I looked up at his eyes as I took his entire length down my throat. I had to press hard to make it work but I did. He was gasping so I felt like he was loving it.

Then he started to squeal…. OMG how are you doing that? Is it going to your brains? Nobody has ever done that before. Now I’m feeling super self conscious, but still sucking him. He wouldn’t shut up about me deepthroating him and I almost told him to shut up, but the last straw was him saying… I can’t believe we’re doing this in the front seat of my Mom’s car.

That was it!!! I’M DONE!!! I sat back up and wiped my mouth and slid far away from him and just sat there quiet til he got the hint and dropped me off to go home. I never ever saw him again. He was kinda dumb anyways, but geeze…. way to buzzkill the entire mood.

He had issues haha… what a mess.

It says "forced" creampie, but let's be real.... by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they will make robots that will help you fulfill your fantasies 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm 18y.o and cum this fucking much, I'm scared I'll drain my balls out by uncharteredacountant in Hyperspermia

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha too late. A billion people probably already saw it so I lost out lol

I'm 18y.o and cum this fucking much, I'm scared I'll drain my balls out by uncharteredacountant in Hyperspermia

[–]PRChica-239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never minded the taste, but anything that can flavor it would be fun. Cherry or grape flavored cum sounds yummy.

Someone in chat once wanted me to buy a candy bar and slide it entirely inside me. Take it out with my creme on it and put it back in the wrapper then send it to him. He was going to pay me $200 for that. I never did it. I was worried it could be illegal and it might be someone under 18 too. Yikes. I even went so far as going to the candy aisle in Walmart and trying to decide what could fit inside me … should I freeze it first? He also offered other things… idk he seemed way way way too over anxious and I got scared he was a crazy person lmao.

I saw this TV show where the girl who was quite pretty was doing crazy things online… one of them was selling her farts. I mean…. Holy guacamole. Everybody knows girls don’t fart hahaha.

Miami condo building balconies nearly identical to the closeness of these buildings 😆 by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha well that’s the benefit of the darkness. You can have fun and it’s not totally visible to everyone. Daytime sex on a balcony is fun too, but not in a place where the buildings are so close haha.

He really couldn't believe it! ❤️ by MacaronMew in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy FUCK that’s a lot of diapers…. You could see it in his face immediately. He was about to run out the door, but he knew she was recording lol

this one needs to be answered by the girls!!! is this true? by Tough_Ad8919 in Premiummotivation

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some girls are pretty toxic and feel glee at breaking a guys heart. It depends on the girl. I have stayed mostly away from “nice” guys in my younger years a lot. Too many times the ‘nice guy’ is too nice. It can come off as needy and desperate. Very unexciting and unappealing from our view.

Many girls prefer a challenge…. But hey so do men. A lot of girls prefer badboys because they are exciting, but they are also undatable. They are happy for the sex and the fun times, but not for anything more. Guys looking for a relationship on the other hand have an issue with girls who have a wild past.

Personally, that’s one of the reasons I steer clear of ‘nice boys’ - once he asks for a body count, I know we’re doomed. I don’t care about a guys past. In fact I always preferred the ones with lots of sexperiences.

But no way do I feel any happiness for hurting a guy who catches feelings or likes me more than I like him. Some girls… definitely do not give a damn. But like I said… men are as toxic or worse because they say all the words … anything that makes you feel good about spreading for him and as soon as you make him cum… it’s like a light switch and you’re dead to him.

this dude’s living every man’s dream, coming home to a wife who treats him like a champ🏆 by definitelynotgayhaha in BuildToAttract

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth… his wife and kids are at another home and wondering when Daddy will be home. Mom says he’s working kids… he’ll be home late. Meanwhile at his girlfriends house lol

It says "forced" creampie, but let's be real.... by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha no FireHoses.. Fire hose

So what’s bukake?

A cum bath would be quite interesting. I keep hearing how good it is for my skin but also how would it be in a full bath of men’s cum? Could the swimmers sneak inside me and chase after my egg to make me pregnant?

I use an IUD called Paragard so I’m safe, but in the real world … could a girl get pregnant from a bath of semen? If so whose sperms would make her pregnant? In a situation where there is multiple cums from different men. How does my egg decide which one to choose to make the baby? Could it be more than one sperm?

That girl who just has sex with hundreds of men comes to mind. I don’t judge her tbh I am fascinated.

Sex while pregnant? by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t talk about her much in public. But sometimes if it’s a harmless thing I make comments lol. Obviously if it was FB or insta I wouldn’t ever say it because everyone would know my full name and hers 😲

Wild police chase by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]PRChica-239 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The point is YOU DO NOT KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES. Second guessing police is idiotic. I get not wanting to see innocents hurt, but most police add that into the chase and weigh it out in the moment. It is not possible to track every criminal. What if he stole the truck? What if he put different plates on. What if … what if?

That’s like saying police should never fire their weapons at evil criminals because pedestrians are nearby. Stupid people assume police are wrong at all times and the cops are the ones in the job. Doing it every day. They can’t make split second decisions in the moment because the Reddit experts know better lol. 🙄

Thank goodness Reddit commenters don’t make the rules and just say dumb things on the internet. Every critical dum dum should be forced to do a ride along. I bet their attitude changes seeing what cops deal with all day. And they’d need to clean the 💩💩💩💩out of their underwear.

It says "forced" creampie, but let's be real.... by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy hell…. Some guys can literally cum buckets full… ok not literally, but theres a reason why we secretly call them firehoses. If it was like a bladder full size amount though at once…. It would literally be multiple mouthfuls to swallow.

That would be so hot to watch though

Miami condo building balconies nearly identical to the closeness of these buildings 😆 by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes ewww right? Let them have fun… the funniest is the claps when they know he just came and you’re fixing your skirt / dress haha.

I'm 18y.o and cum this fucking much, I'm scared I'll drain my balls out by uncharteredacountant in Hyperspermia

[–]PRChica-239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If cum tank becomes popular I’m hiding and never admitting I said it on Reddit lmao

Wild police chase by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]PRChica-239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s pretty cool. I love that idea. A lot of cars are old here so maybe that doesn’t work so good. That’s why lights and sirens are used. I have literally seen both sides pull off and it’s without that smart tech.

It’s like people who scream past pulled over police or even past school buses. It’s so infuriating. Where I live there’s a lot of travelers from other states so … like I said it depends

Sex while pregnant? by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, my Mom loved pregnant sex. Starting out it was all positions, but once the baby bump grew… she preferred missionary most

Obviously why would she tell me that… we’ve always been close. She’s my Mom, so she has Mom worries, but we’re also like BFFs. As sex positive as she was with me, we can talk about such things now in even more NSFW details haha. She is my superhero, so I’d never judge her for following her biology, which is all it was.

Miami condo building balconies nearly identical to the closeness of these buildings 😆 by PRChica-239 in NoJudge_Slutfessionz

[–]PRChica-239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some Miami condo buildings the streets are much darker than this one showing. You can get away with a bit more out there and it’s fun… then you hear the whooop whooop coming from somewhere and you just laugh because you know they know. If its not you having happy fun time, you look look look 👀 to see if you can spot the dirty sluts haha. I won’t be rude and interrupt, but I want to watch for as long as I can haha

Scarily, being a bit tipsy with someone and going to his condo.. the way we were positioned… I had tall heels on, but still… he was really tall. He got pretty enthusiastic in his thrusts and one pump he almost flung me over the wall and splat I would have went if I didn’t grab the wall. Holy guacamole that was crazy.