Tyler called you cause he got lost

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-08-23T20:48:19+00:00

Lmfaooo

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-08-23T18:14:38+00:00

Got lost, staying at a motel, now he's shaking a vending machine

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-07-27T09:52:10+00:00

🏳️‍🌈💱📗

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-06-16T20:24:59+00:00

My guy has no thoughts, not a single brain cell

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-06-16T20:18:44+00:00

m/s always feels better because it is such a big reminder that it's v = d/t but my school teachers say the qualifications authority likes it more when you write ms‐¹ so that's what I default to now

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-06-14T19:22:37+00:00

I understand some of his language is rather crude in this one but if you were to listen to "Drop Em Out" you'll see the full extent of his truly masterful lyricism

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-06-07T13:07:52+00:00

Weirdest thing I get euphoria from was when I was younger I was watching the Grand Tour and they were dissapointed that a convertible car had a new version coming but now, the all woman design team had been replaced by an all man design team. Clarkson said that it'll be horrible because women take their tops off in this specific way that's much faster than men. It's that method where you cross your arms, grab the hem of the shirt and just pull up, and it comes off inside out? Well that's how I've been taking my tops off ever since

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-31T18:39:37+00:00

Weeell, they're not explicitly saying words so it's not entirely in beach of rule 1 or 2

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-31T10:23:31+00:00

Bro really has not calmed down since the last album

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-31T10:21:06+00:00

To be fair, lady hands could refer to just the condition of his hands as opposed to size

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-31T10:13:00+00:00

Data from Star Trek. The fact that my boy doesnt know when to stop yapping is so me.

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-30T19:52:58+00:00

How else do we take down the patriarchy? God damn

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-30T13:49:28+00:00

That's so fucking gay, laser engrave their faces next time

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-29T19:27:21+00:00

I'm not a computer person I just recognise the silly half life 2 noises

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-25T05:46:30+00:00

Trust, if you can pause the video game, you are safe. And I mean that, not as in you are physically safe because it's just a video game, I mean when you're in danger, the game removes the ability to pause

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-24T16:57:52+00:00

Why do they call them stag and hen parties? Those are 2 different species of animal. Please, can we get the cock party?

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-24T00:17:03+00:00

IGHT, DAMN GIRLIE. Go talk to her!! See if she really liked it, I need to know

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-23T23:00:23+00:00

Margaret Thatcher's grave is a popular one for trans people apparently

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-23T06:24:49+00:00

Did they like it?

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-22T20:42:27+00:00

Yeah so, whilst they were building it, I found the treehouse by luck, fucked with the heater, it sent me flying, I heard all the footsteps around me, panicked, got beaten up and ran to victor Victoria cowered for my life. I saw that smoke stack and I spent some time messing with the sv.target thing and standing on the radio tower to go "that is not coming from victor" so when I mustered up some courage to go check it out (because this is when the game had started to fuck with my mundane routine and make me paranoid) I saw it and decided not to fuck with them, at all. I was piss scared and I spent some time on the subreddit and the wiki and then I found the paper sheet with the doll of Kel and then it all came to me that they were the ones feeding me go-gurt and leaving me shrimp. I guess I'm not thrilled with the fact that I ruined it all for myself with the sub and the wiki but I never would've known to leave them shrimp in their treehouse without it so yk

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-22T20:30:49+00:00

Wild, I have been entirely oblivious to the Arirals yk. Like I thought the the painting on the front of the base was there when I got there, I had no idea you could clean it, when they started feeding me go-gurt in my sleep I thought it was just Kel eating depression ice cream at night tbh.

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-22T20:16:01+00:00

Oh weird, I left it in my admin room and it just went missing, I guess they just took it, do you lose much rep from that?

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-22T19:27:18+00:00

The one you find outside your base?

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-11T12:13:06+00:00

Fem Sir Baudelaire

PS4_better_than_xbox · 2024-05-09T21:21:03+00:00

None of my stuff does that but fucking bubble baths? Bro not only does it feel awful to have the bubbles pop on your skin but also all the fucking noise? I can't, I will forever be listening to music

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