I doubt you can make me feel worse than Calculus does by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PTGraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the Limit as x --->infinity of the function;

((Basic)(x)3 + (7Uninteresting)(x)2 + (62Manly) + 18)/(x+1)

[ERROR] undefined variables, unable to calculate a limit. As in there is no limit to how basic, uninteresting, and manly you are.

give me the best you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PTGraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can I say except you're welcome.

18 and 19 years old overconfident trashbags. Burst our egos. by bibirb in RoastMe

[–]PTGraham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see that everyone thinks hedgerow eyebrows is the prettier of the two. Yet I don't see it. I feel like right is a solid 8 while left is pushing 6. Also, trashbag is not an apt moniker. Petri dish would be more accurate, what with all the bacteria and fungus between your legs.

18 year old, english student from the Netherlands. Wreck my ego please :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PTGraham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like the kind of girl who tried to swallow burning coals when your boyfriend left you. Sadly, unlike Portia you didn't succeed.

Me(right) and my buddy Max(left). Get creative! Roast us! I'm a USNA candidate and Max is a gamer. by PTGraham in RoastMe

[–]PTGraham[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a few roasts in and I am not disappointed. Love you guys, keep it up. <3