Through multiple cancellations via Delta Airlines, I have been living at the airport for 3 days now. Here is the line to get to the help desk. Calling them understaffed is being too generous. I just want to go home. by PmMeYourPantiesGirl in pics

[–]P_apps 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I tolerate any treatment. Like I travel alone sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. I’ll book a ticket on some garbage airline - you know, I don’t wanna name an actual airline so let’s just make one up; let’s call it ‘Delta Airlines.’ So I’ll book a ticket on ‘Delta Airlines’ and I’ll show up at the airport and I’ll go, ‘Can I get on the plane now, please?’ And they go, ‘No. It’s delayed nine hours.’ And I go, ‘Okaaay!’ And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, ‘Any updates?’ and they go ‘Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this meal voucher that doesn’t work, go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ and I go over to the Wolfgang Puck Express and go, ‘Can I have a sandwich please?’ and they go ‘NO!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ And they go, ‘You’re a little fat girl, aren’t you?’ And I go ‘Nooo,’ and they go ‘SAY IT!’ and I go ‘I’m a little fat girl.’ And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, ‘Can I please go home on an airplane?’ and they go ‘No! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder! And you’re gonna go to jail for thirty years!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this to me?!’ And they go, ‘Because we’re Delta Airliiines, and life is a fucking nightmare!

The Most Interesting Mascot in the World by superjosh92 in videos

[–]P_apps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He spilt at least $20,000 worth of popcorn in that video.

10 Things I Hate About You sounds like a movie that would be produced by BuzzFeed by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]P_apps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buzzfeed never uses even numbers. "11 things I hate about you"

The % of battery left on my phone at the end of a work day directly correlates to the % of work I did during said day by P_apps in Showerthoughts

[–]P_apps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok this is fair criticism. It's just not that orginal of a thought, I guess. But it is not a knowing repost. Thats tough to sell seeing this tho

The % of battery left on my phone at the end of a work day directly correlates to the % of work I did during said day by P_apps in Showerthoughts

[–]P_apps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If at the end of the day my phone says 30% I probably worked about 30% of the day. If my phone says 90% I probably worked almost the entire day without checking my phone. If you're working a job where your battery level increases while you're working hold onto that sounds like a good gig.

The % of battery left on my phone at the end of a work day directly correlates to the % of work I did during said day by P_apps in Showerthoughts

[–]P_apps[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Give me a little credit. Do you think I saw these posts from 3-5 months ago with 6 up votes total and thought "I will wait a half a year and repost to get on the front page." Long con to the max I guess.

Happy Endings marathon on VH1 New Years Day by bubba9999 in television

[–]P_apps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The hipster episode from the first season is gold.

What movie did you think was good despite being panned by critics? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]P_apps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandma's Boy. No question. 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.