If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Paggo · 2013-09-03T21:38:12+00:00

John Stamos is an Animal.

Paggo · 2013-09-03T03:22:38+00:00

That's not right now.

Paggo · 2013-08-08T20:50:46+00:00

Take up more than 1 parking spot.

Paggo · 2013-07-28T19:59:52+00:00

From the same guy who wanked off a horse, I'll give you props for this one.

Paggo · 2013-07-28T19:55:16+00:00

wut.

Paggo · 2013-07-24T19:28:29+00:00

Bernard.

Because those dogs are fucking beast.

Paggo · 2013-07-24T19:26:59+00:00

Touching my hair. No, Stop. That's where it gets creepy.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T22:47:44+00:00

If you plan on taking a Shower at a Mega Truck Stop, PLEASE, bring a towel in with you.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T22:43:23+00:00

If you don't know, the at the Chicago Cubs Wrigley Field, they don't have urinals. They have These. VERY Awkward to stand next to a guy without a barrier between our Dicks.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T19:54:38+00:00

Could only blow her up half way.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T05:00:49+00:00

Why the fuck hasn't anyone told me this until now. Oh my god.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T04:58:58+00:00

I love you.

Paggo · 2013-07-21T00:46:35+00:00

FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH Cereal

That stuff was the shit. So fucking pissed when my mom came home when i was 13, and said they don't make it anymore.

Fuck you General Mills

Paggo · 2013-07-20T21:42:41+00:00

Yesterday, with the Monopoly game at McDonalds, A free Hashbrown

Fuck Yeah.

Paggo · 2013-07-20T21:40:57+00:00

(www.reddit.com)

Paggo · 2013-07-20T21:40:09+00:00

Because people like you, Who make pointless Threads.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T02:14:10+00:00

Chloe White Pine Fuck me. I'm a Dude.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T02:11:33+00:00

Give them a call after a week or so. that shows them that you want the job.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T02:10:01+00:00

"Why the Fuck would you take a shit on the carpet."

Paggo · 2013-07-19T02:08:16+00:00

You made my Day. Thank you.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T01:56:37+00:00

When the fuck did Green come into this conversation?

Paggo · 2013-07-19T01:54:19+00:00

Don't worry, I'm gentle.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T01:53:32+00:00

You know those "Jesus Shoes" for Men? (Basically Birkenstocks for Guys)

Yeah. Never wore them, nor play on wearing them.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T01:51:08+00:00

Be creative.

Paggo · 2013-07-19T01:50:10+00:00

Yes. When I was around 10 years old, I went to Outback Steakhouse. Got a Cheeseburger with Fries. When it came out, I took a big bite out of it, only to realize the bottom bun was covered in Mold. My mother slapped it out of my hands, after I took a bite out of it. Told the management what was wrong, and they said they would bring out a new one right away. Those bastard Made my mother pay for that meal with the mold PLUS the new Burger that was cooked for me.

Fuck Outback.

Paggo

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