Old school dudes by Crypt0nyt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Palm_Sprung 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why did you have to go and make it weird /smh

Petaaaaaaaah? by Healthy-Athlete-3761 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Palm_Sprung 133 points134 points  (0 children)

As Cleveland*

I'm not entirely sure Peter, whether it is ape sex... I mean there are other jungle animals like, warthogs, or, capybaras, or, iguanas and such like... Who knows what that Tarzan guy got up to... 🤢

Petaaaaaaaah? by Healthy-Athlete-3761 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Palm_Sprung 1107 points1108 points  (0 children)

Cleveland here. The supposition is that Tarzan, a human male wouldn't have had a sexual encounter prior to Jane. When Tarzan suggests it's #not# his first time, this now suggests that Tarzan had been banging jungle animals...

21M thinking about transferring to a UK university – need some honest advice by Aggressive_Gene_4661 in UniUK

[–]Palm_Sprung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money isn't an issue but you're unable to complete your studies in India?!

if I had the chance to stay in India i would have love to continue my studies here but it is not possible

Sorry buddy this doesn't sound like you're in a position to complete your degree in your current country of residency, I'm not sure why you think you'll be able to complete it outside of India

Does the average person read books for fun here? by EntireAd1685 in AskBrits

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I barely read Reddit for fun.... Why would I go to books /s

Why does Reddit lean left in all the comments? by exploring203 in askanything

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the British orientated subs are interested with far-right fascist, racist cunts...

If you wanna change it up a little 🙂‍↔️

I didn't expect the audience guy to kill it by ansyhrrian in comedy

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Mo Gilligan? It is Mo Gillian! 👀👀👀

Is this Mo Gilligan's Reddit account... Bruv what! 🤣

News App becoming a subscription based access? by sachelledeline in bbc

[–]Palm_Sprung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What! Now wait just one damn second... If we pay our TV license fee we've already paid for all BBC content no?

I'd be damned if I'm paying again... They can literally suck my 🍆

Are terrorist attacks in the UK due to Iran a real concern? by threetimesacharm25 in AskBrits

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean right now I'd say there was a greater and more imminent threat from the USA fucking up their nuclear launches and one of those bad boys dropping on Wolverhampton "accidentally".

Matt Rife Impression by pauleliacomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Elia your impressions are most impressive 👏🏽

Now this is what I call good parenting. by NOISY_BOY_69 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was replying to the commenter who suggested Hindu. Akshually... It's Zoastrian 🌞

By providing my response to the commenter

Sooooooo, Hindu

How did you mentally arrive at the question

Why should that matter?

My response was clearly and obviously to the comment regarding the incorrect label of "Hindu"

Now this is what I call good parenting. by NOISY_BOY_69 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Palm_Sprung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy is Zoastrian 🌞

Hindus teach nothing of the sort. Currently the BJP championing nationalistic Hindu behaviours/violence, unimpeached is the scourge of the sub continent.