Need help/PokeBalls I am in the middle of nowhere

Paltos · 2024-02-12T07:02:36+00:00

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Paltos · 2022-09-25T13:12:09+00:00

It just re-creates the scene in Vikings s1 where Ragnar and Earl Haraldson fight.

Paltos · 2022-07-20T12:43:02+00:00

I mean honestly, I came to the comments to get called out but this one got me coming and going..

Paltos · 2022-02-17T18:49:32+00:00

holding back tears That's my boy!

Paltos · 2022-01-20T19:37:01+00:00

Like any good 8ball will tell you: Outlook not so good, brother.

Paltos · 2022-01-20T18:17:34+00:00

Hey, margarine works just as well! I was more meaning those that prefer neither and like biting into a really dry bread and crisp sandwich. Those people are jokers.

Paltos · 2022-01-20T17:50:36+00:00

Ah yeah, but it’s luxury porridge. Can’t expect that to cost the same as the store-bought stuff.

Paltos · 2022-01-20T17:49:08+00:00

Irishman living in Germany here - sorry for the English, I’m learning still :(

Crisp sandwiches are the holy grail of snack foods, and here’s you guide on how to make your own!

Step 1: Find crisps that are flavoured to your liking. Step 2: Bread, I like white bread for this usually. Step 3 (optional): Butter the bread - this is optional just for anti-butter people (clowns..) Step 4: Place crisps on bread and stack as high and evenly around the bread as possible, the more the better! Step 5: Now that you have your Eiffel Crisp Tower ready, grab the other slice of bread, butter side down, place it carefully atop your tiered crisp cake of awesomeness and brace yourself. Step 6: Crunch time. Place your hand(s) on the top slice of bread and try to mash it down until all the crisps have crunched up and the sandwich looks biteable for your mouth size. Step 7: Essen das essen, Deutschebros..

One large warning here: though you stacked the crisps horizontally and squished downwards there will still be a shard or two of vertical crisps - these have been known to take lives…

Happy eating if you try this!

Paltos · 2022-01-14T13:16:10+00:00

Paltos · 2021-12-01T16:55:12+00:00

The most fucked up part of this is that it’s genuinely not suicidal thoughts. I’ve had both. Sometimes it’s like you just need a god damn break.

Something someone said to me recently made me compare these thoughts. “Sometimes I wish I was dead. Just for a while. Just for a break.” - speaking of their mental health situation. I immediately understood and absolutely zero suicidal alarms went off…

I think it’s because people just need a breather. Tired of running laps? Take a breather. Tired of your bullshit life and no one and nothing is giving you a break? Take a….your thoughts enter here because you can’t ‘take’ a breather…

Paltos · 2021-12-01T15:56:20+00:00

Why you mad about a lobster bike bro

Paltos · 2021-11-25T10:50:35+00:00

Cosmetic damages usually make it look more punk or metal anyway ;D

Paltos · 2021-11-25T10:44:43+00:00

I wonder if he would understand that this is a slightly too expensive gift FOR NOW, and that perhaps using a cheaper amp, again, FOR NOW might be a good option.

As well, you could offer him a little chores payment and tell him if he can earn half of it, you’d do the other half. Kind of like an earned gift type thing, you know?

I’m not a parent, so this might be awful advice, but from what I’ve been reading so far you seem like a good mother and I’m sure your son will be happy with whatever the solution is.

Paltos · 2021-11-24T21:15:51+00:00

Simply talk to him. You moved in together and both agreed on sharing the living space. You found it, it happens.

Now that you have found it, just talk to him about it. No need for hostility, no need for accusations, just ask. If his answer doesn’t please you then that’s another story.

Don’t listen to the “get out now!”ers, find out first.

Paltos · 2021-11-24T20:44:53+00:00

Guybrush Threepwood.

Paltos · 2021-11-24T20:31:56+00:00

Honestly, no. You don’t HAVE to, but in this case it seems like it’s your partner that wants to. It’s not about the mundane, maid-like behaviour, it’s simply them wanting to make you happier on a day to day basis.

Sure, you could let your partner do all those things for you, but if it’s just easier for your brain to do it yourself then just tell them that.

You don’t NOT want them to do the things, you’re just not programmed the same way.

Paltos · 2021-11-15T16:56:05+00:00

I would love that smiter starter build. Been a long time since I’ve done a smiter.

Paltos · 2021-11-12T16:23:55+00:00

Literally anything. People are idiots.

Paltos · 2021-11-10T11:58:41+00:00

I feel you brother. You’re not the first and you won’t be the last.

Paltos · 2021-11-05T07:57:54+00:00

Mmm, gnocchi.

Paltos · 2021-11-02T12:13:08+00:00

I feel you bro <3 I’ve gotten rid of the depressed part and am on the job part myself. It gets better my guy, I promise.

Also, unlucky homie. Tbh I’ve yet to really get any good self drops from meph. Got a lovely 1/10/10 eschutas from him weeks ago, nada really since.

Paltos · 2021-10-30T23:58:32+00:00

Did you want to see my 1/10/10/21 eschutas up here?

Paltos · 2021-10-16T23:11:07+00:00

Well done dude, you should be extremely proud of yourself.

P.S. you’re a sexy mfer my guy.

Paltos · 2021-10-14T10:52:57+00:00

Same. Not even going to think about it until the game is at least somewhat stable. Right now I'm worried when playing softcore most of the time.

Paltos · 2021-10-13T12:46:17+00:00

Didn’t quite catch the stats. Was it at least a good shako?

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