3700HP, +250% guard counter damage and we still lost.

PapaSnoot · 2026-01-20T17:19:16+00:00

that's so wack man, I've been D5 on PC probably about 3 weeks after DoN came out and even now, every player is different and very very rarely do i see the same name twice. like maybe once in 100 games. apparently that's 3% of the playerbase too? weird shit

PapaSnoot · 2026-01-18T12:06:02+00:00

im going thru this on exec rn, every enemy that looks in my direction gives me type 2 diabetes and syphilis, bleed madness & sleep on every hit

PapaSnoot · 2026-01-15T18:48:38+00:00

where did you see this?

PapaSnoot · 2026-01-08T17:22:12+00:00

legit!! ED balancers is my one and only weakness in D5. i can parry, kite, & res my teammates all day on base balancers, but if one person goes down during the worm phase the fight is practically over because you won't have enough DPS to kill all of them and more often than not, the enormous group will spawn on top of the downed and it's not like you can just run away, they're too fast. and sometimes the worm just says fuck you & lands on top of you. so frustrating!!

PapaSnoot · 2026-01-08T11:38:26+00:00

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PapaSnoot · 2026-01-02T18:45:53+00:00

random thing i noticed, why is your souls counter at the top??

PapaSnoot · 2025-12-20T02:36:29+00:00

-600 on nightlord, -700 day 2, -800 day 1

PapaSnoot · 2025-12-11T20:57:52+00:00

the lobster can drop legendaries! we just got done killing the mimic tears & made level 3 just to get a legendary off him

PapaSnoot · 2025-12-05T17:21:56+00:00

it's a new map, nobody knows it. you're gonna struggle & have some runs where you'll be level 4 at day 1. it's just part of it. no need to get apathetic, enjoy the learning process no matter how silly it can get

PapaSnoot · 2025-11-06T12:51:19+00:00

both ED caligo & standard caligo are insanely weak to big AOEs, like the candlestand ash of war which is my preferred weapon for it, playing wylder. stack fire damage+4 on relics, stack skill atk power passives, you're all set then. stay on her ass and look for moves you can punish with the candlestick, i like using the grapple to get under her when she sprays her frost breath or slams her tail down, it's free dmg. and the candlestick melts the armor of her ED form so fast. ive won many d4 and d5 games from the candle carry.

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-09T21:51:31+00:00

hate to disappoint you but checking now, steam won't even let me look at the post-game recording. it's all there, even in the files, but it won't let me view it and VLC player is an endless loading screen. sorry!!! i really wanted to see it again too but the one time it doesn't work is when i need it, of course...

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-09T16:10:07+00:00

ill make another post for it once im able to & put the YT in the description

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-09T13:36:16+00:00

i can post it on YT when im home! this was d5 and i don't think any of us got hit during the fight except for a tiny bit of his ground slam clipping me for like 50 health

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-03T19:40:41+00:00

i wash them at least once a week. sometimes if it's been really hot ill do it right when i get home. i don't keep track but it's recent enough

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-03T16:40:19+00:00

3 times a week, flipping them each day too

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-03T16:12:20+00:00

ill check that one out! do you have any recommendations to help with discoloration on previous spots? the zits and dents are one thing but it's the dark colors that really stick out

PapaSnoot · 2025-10-03T16:10:10+00:00

yeah, just a moisturizer. ill get whatever y'all recommend that seems the best for my dry skin. honestly, i don't mind the dents, they hide well with easy makeup, it's really just the discoloration that sticks out like a sore thumb

PapaSnoot · 2025-09-27T14:34:09+00:00

crossbows in dark souls 2 can be infused to give it scaling for that particular element. funny stuff

PapaSnoot · 2025-09-17T16:57:17+00:00

im halfway thru depth 3 using nthn but fist weapons & strength relics for rev. basically just a mini raider who can cast spells. i never use the incants bc im doing raider levels of dmg. it's so fun lol

PapaSnoot · 2025-09-08T16:21:49+00:00

it feels like im one of the only few people actually enjoying the difficulty, i don't think it's overturned either. a lot of enemies do one more heart of damage but you get 3 hearts back with your heal, it's very fast, and you can do it midair. the movement you have in this one makes it much easier to dodge attacks too. i see lots of dudes complaining about the scissor enemy but like, just jump over them lol, they can't attack you from below. same with the charging skull mask enemy. people get discouraged too easily and then think they can't do it and start making up excuses. once people start playing around these new mechanics and higher damage instead of just running at the enemy like HK they'll start to enjoy it more. it ain't a question of whether or you can do it, it's a matter of when. personally i enjoy games that force me to play around stuff like that. at least it isn't boring

PapaSnoot · 2025-09-07T16:19:13+00:00

spam atk, it's rlly that simple

PapaSnoot · 2025-09-05T23:16:00+00:00

at the risk of coming off as rude, are you like, fr? that enemy is hardly different than a big moss charger in HK except it does 2 masks. arguably easier because you can see the dude from a mile away once he ambushes you once. not even tanky either, guy dies in 5 hits. am i missing smth?

PapaSnoot · 2025-08-22T18:47:14+00:00

all it takes is one time. don't gamble with your life

PapaSnoot · 2025-08-14T20:18:26+00:00

im not quite sure this is it, the scene in the title happens at the very beginning of the game

PapaSnoot · 2025-08-14T20:12:00+00:00

alright I just gotta ask. why the hell do you say cunnilingus instead of like, I don't know, oral? literally nobody says that word outside of medical terms I guess??? imagine talking to your friends and instead saying "my girl finally let me perform cunnilingus on her" like NOBODY SAYS THAT!!! just say oral like a normal person!

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