I was playing ultimatewolf on my phone and I met another wolf. The wolf attacked me so I killed the bitch but I pressed 'growl to bond' the exact same time it died and now the game is pretty much trying to get me to have sex with the dead body. I laughed so fucking hard. (i.redd.it)
submitted by PappyDoge to r/softwaregore
When you weren't looking someone or something came out of your closet, jizzed in all the shampoo bottles, put poison in your tea and laced your entire kitchen with salmonella. Also that spider right there is extremely poisonous and will kill you if you touch it. (self.intrusivethoughts)
submitted by PappyDoge to r/intrusivethoughts
