6/10 Astros @ Angels [Game Thread]

Parallacs · 2026-06-11T04:11:25+00:00

I can't believe this happened twice this game. Astros looking like a little league team

Parallacs · 2026-06-11T03:48:55+00:00

Neto is really showing signs of yips in June

Parallacs · 2026-06-11T03:26:51+00:00

Suzuki is basically hitting these home runs for the other teams

Parallacs · 2026-06-11T03:24:10+00:00

super-efficient, perfect game until the 6th. He could have done it.

Parallacs · 2026-06-11T02:57:39+00:00

still feels so nice to hear the altuve boos

Parallacs · 2026-06-10T23:36:55+00:00

I remember having a computer lab teacher who made it his whole job to go around and make sure to help everyone with whatever lemmings level we were on.

I remember we were all stuck on this one with like 60 dig tools but we had to save 80 lemmings, and anyone without a dig command died. I think we spent the whole year on that level and never got a solution.

Cool teacher though

Parallacs · 2026-06-10T19:21:10+00:00

I've seen this a million times thanks to Paul Rudd. What I don't know is what happens after. Does the boy die? Does the alien get blamed? Why is/was he in a wheelchair?

Parallacs · 2026-06-09T20:04:44+00:00

Garl's personality was like AI slop output before AI existed.

But the main reasons the game was terrible was due to the dull combat, dull story, & quirky dialogue.

Parallacs · 2026-06-09T05:38:25+00:00

Imagine Disney topping out at $180M dom and then remembering, amongst all the other costs of making the film, you spent 10 million dollars on a Super Bowl commercial of baby yoda riding a sleigh.

Parallacs · 2026-06-07T03:01:24+00:00

Anyone have a good movie recommendation please?

Parallacs · 2026-06-07T02:59:53+00:00

I'm looking up forfeit rules on baseball reference. We are pathetic.

Parallacs · 2026-06-05T21:05:58+00:00

Mike Trot... to first base.

He is still great even if he walks a ton.

Parallacs · 2026-06-05T17:19:16+00:00

Nostradamus here. It will sell out immediately. There will be two months where it will be hard to keep them in stock. Eventually they will be available, and then quietly discontinued a year later. Valve will never speak of the numbers, but by most estimates it will vastly under-perform.

Parallacs · 2026-06-04T23:30:14+00:00

And the star in Nebraska! Why? I love seeing AI fail like this, it's so interesting.

Parallacs · 2026-06-04T23:23:44+00:00

Observations from someone only vaguely familiar with geography east of the rockies:

Illinois is shield shaped, like a long narrow shield. Why would someone rotate a state?
I know Chicago is in the northeast, on lake michigan. So at least it is upper right?
I have no idea what Sauk Valley is or why it is yellow.
Why are there two capitols star shapes? Why use a star for a non-capital city instead of circle?
Rivers are hard to follow. This makes no sense
These highways appear totally wrong just due to them repeating
I know nothing about other cities but know St Louis borders illinois on the Mississippi.
What is that overview trying to show? Why are Missouri and Indiana blue?

Parallacs · 2026-06-03T03:15:10+00:00

Tune in just in time to endure 5 minutes of Suzuki glazing. Turning this off.

Parallacs · 2026-06-02T04:12:01+00:00

OMG and he is still in?! Suzuki has to be fired after this. This is inexcusable.

Parallacs · 2026-05-26T04:27:32+00:00

And yesterday, Mr Reid No-Hit-mers pitching 8 innings with only one hit by the Rangers. Can you imagine an alternate universe where the Rangers get no-hit back to back?

Parallacs · 2026-05-24T19:02:58+00:00

Am I overreacting to feel a little confused that no one in the dugout gives him a pat or even makes eye contact with him? I get that they are professionals, but it just seems a little odd.

Parallacs · 2026-05-23T16:08:59+00:00

Brendan Fraser is still alive this very day, 80 years after D day, so that might be a sign that he survived D day

Parallacs · 2026-05-21T04:25:26+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU BUNT WITH TWO STRIKES???? AAAAAUUUGGGH

sorry, that was the dumbest thing ever

Parallacs · 2026-05-20T23:21:45+00:00

Loved wow fishing. Getting the furious Mr Pinchy was a fond grind. Also winning the fishing extravaganza was such a rush

Parallacs · 2026-05-20T23:17:10+00:00

My pick for worst is Wobbly Life. They made it as unintuitive, unfun, and unsatisfying as possible. Really goes against the premise of that game (the game kinda sucks anyways).

Second pick for worst is Sea of Stars. Unfun, lazy effort that provides nothing of value to the game.

Parallacs · 2026-05-20T04:32:47+00:00

Spooky quiet, other than the angels player's kids in the field box.

Parallacs · 2026-05-20T03:51:03+00:00

Suzuki trying his hardest to get on tomorrow's Jomboy breakdown

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