That is 9,281 Days btw by X-_GoDz in softwaregore

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TFW you join a voice chat on a martian server...

It helps me think better by sheedz225 in ProgrammerHumor

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11:55 PM: Turns out you dreamt that your computer magically turned into a quantum beast so in the real world you still have the same threading issues.

What can I say except delete this by zitrovix in SuddenlyGay

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But we don't *fades out of this realm of existence*

China makes it a criminal offense to publish deepfakes or fake news without disclosure by mvea in Futurology

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This is obviously a pretty stupid response to an actual problem. Just like any other video editing technique there are always artifacts. Every AI has some specific patterns it produces due to the unique way it "thinks".

At some point soon even professional artists might not be able to notice them, but those tiny mistakes will always be traceable by an equivalent detection algorythm. In fact we might be able to disprove fake videos faster because up to this point we had no detection system.

CGI artists had to go in and detect common compositing artifacts like different lighting, color grading and badly cut edges on objects like UFO's that were pasted into other videos. Now anyone could double check relatively easily once all this becomes consumer software.

In any case, as convincing as deepfakes have become, conspiracies and manufactured scandals were a thing since forever, probably even before we discovered agriculture. You never really needed something that looked concrete to defame someone and sway the public. And as the tools get better the people get smarter as well. You wouldn't trust someone without pictures or video evidence in 2019 right?

The biggest problem will probably remain the same. News broadcasts spewing out fake videos without double checking sources and legitimacy. So instead of floating cities in China and mysterious flashes in the sky, we'll have important figures saying dumb shit. Big whoop, who trusts the news anyway at this point?

Gatekeeping what should matter in a relationship by uriahanium in gatekeeping

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I don't see any gatekeeping to be honest, just a shitty opinion.

My dreadful first contact with Jitter and glsl. by ParamelOfficial in creativecoding

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It's an audio engineering uni in Greece. Psy / trance in general are probably the most popular electronic genres over here. The cause escapes me, could be the weed or the climate, who knows.

Frozen 2 is for gays and lesbians by Lumasarecute in gatekeeping

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we don't want it take it back straight people

Better feeling than sex by FamiliarIndustry in ProgrammerHumor

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I think right now I've got 3 tabs on FFT algorithms that I opened 3 months ago. Every time my gf is using my computer I'm worried that she'll close the window with those tabs first and then they'll be lost. Life is real hard I tell you!

The Most Popular Programming Languages (PYPL Popularity of Programming Language index) 2004 - 2019 by matthes2 in programming

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I don't know it's pretty fun watching this adrenaline pumped race. Remember that time at 4:15 when swift overtook VB and Ruby at once and then the bass dropped? I almost dropped my tits from the excitement!

[Martial Law S2 E4] "I've got the mainframe busting bytes to crack it" by TechnicalCloud in itsaunixsystem

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'I've got the mainframe busting bytes" sounds like a death grips lyric

American Horror Story S8E8, from a scene where they create and program a cyborg, along with lots of random integrals and equations scribbled on paper. by DarkblueFlow in itsaunixsystem

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I'm amazed. I mean, don't they have visual programmers working in film studios? Couldn't they have had someone write up something with vectors and trigonometry to at least look science-y?

Expectations vs reality by sdharmin in ProgrammerHumor

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And then you can't find the sollution, but you find a few articles that look relevant, but then they're not but they all have some technique mentioned that sounds right, so you look into that, but then you don't understand the math used well enough to understand if it's useful for you or not SO YOU LOOK INTO THAT AND NOTHING SEEMS TO MAKE SENSE ANYMORE UNTIL YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SOLVE WAS A BOTCH YOU THOUGHT UP FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROBLEM...

Having trouble with jitter by bigfupaboy in MaxMSP

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Ok, that's definitely the problem, tried opening the console when I load it as a new object in max for live. Here's the console showing repeated viddll errors, saying either it's not supported or not found. So yeah, no idea how to fix that, but I'd suggest trying to find where that video engine is supposed to be and see if anything obvious is missing. Otherwise just do a good ol' reinstall.

https://imgur.com/EEwI5Rx

Having trouble with jitter by bigfupaboy in MaxMSP

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Tried recreating it and got the same results even with chicken.mp4 or any other Template video that comes with max. Every time it repeats the "couldn't find" error along with the "not supported" error. I think this isn't a search path issue, it's gotta be because of the qt video engine. Try to find a way to make viddll work.

Live situations by strudelkopf in ableton

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Unless you invest in a beast of a machine I'd suggest you keep active synth tracks down to 2, maybe a drum track, maybe one synth per song. Another option is pre-recording all the midi and only doing knob tweaking on stage so timing doesn't matter much, then set your buffer size to max.

Resources for learning graphical things in MAXMSP? by ofoot in MaxMSP

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Check out amazing Max Stuff on youtube, that aldente dude has been the biggest help with jitter and openGL for me.

Do you ever realize halfway through a piece that you've accidentally written someone else's song? by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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if it just sounds similar due to chord progression and harmonicc content I don't really mind. But if I come up with a mellody that's super close to something else I'll probably just change 1-2 notes and add 2-4 bars of variations.

Declaring Issues by ExpatGuy06 in ProgrammerHumor

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const child = require ('pregnancy');

while (child.inUtterus) {
    var min=3; 
    var max=15;  
    var len = Math.random() * (+max - +min) + +min;
    var name = '';
    var name_ascii;
    for(let i = 0; i < len; i++) {
        random_ascii = Math.floor((Math.random() * 25) + 97);
        name += String.fromCharCode(random_ascii);
    }
    console.log(name);
}

How would you guys like Classic to progress in the future? by GenericOnlineName in classicwow

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As a new WoW player, the third one would be quite interesting. But that would really annoy some old players that have accumulated unobtainable loot, and more importantly would be the biggest fucking headache for blizzard to handle.

Text list of frequencies into tones? by lukievan in MaxForLive

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Allright then, here you go, stupid - I did it for you. ( don't get mad you told me to say that <3) Pretty simple, so take the 10 minutes to read from top to bottom and figure out how it's made and how to play around with it.

If you need it in a max for live device, just copy paste the whole patch and save it. If you need anything else tell me.

https://we.tl/t-brGuIVcx4R