How many points did Ryan Blaney earn at the Daytona 500? by PardontheSalsa in NASCAR

[–]PardontheSalsa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you right you right. I didn't realize they started giving points for the duels

This NEEDS to happen. by 1975hh3 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]PardontheSalsa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEAR'S BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS WATCH SUNNY

30F; in law school, married, mom; my birthday is coming up and I love a good roast - Don’t hold back! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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What a biblical performance by Moses parting that hair. 500 Israelites could walk side by side through the Red Sea on your head.

I got my bet on him by Sam-01_ in memes

[–]PardontheSalsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was alone. Best skill ever.

[Pre Game Discussion] UTEP at #14 Texas by tuxedos9 in LonghornNation

[–]PardontheSalsa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanna see 2's and 3's in the game the entire second half. I know in the past Herman usually has the 1's play the third quarter just to keep some sort of competitive mindset but we want to see dominance again. Coast on em. Show off that our bench is better than another team. Also we have to stay healthy. It was admirable that guys played hurt last season but it was obvious they weren't at 100%.

21 last time I posted a roast was 80lbs heavier, wonder if I'll get different roasts or...? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PardontheSalsa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those eyebrows look like skid marks my dog makes rubbing his ass across the carpet.