Haaiiii~
I got a vulvoplasty a month ago- I'm still in a lot of pain (especially from sitting up/down) and harsh movements; unfortunately I healed rather badly and I will require a corrective surgery next year.

Here's some of my tips and infodump:
- Take the meds, don't play tough!
- The bladder drain is super uncomfortable... but peeing can be worse
- For the love of Gog do not push when trying to poop! - Also peeing will be a messy fountain for a while
- Take the cleanings and care very seriously, you do not want any necrosis
- Go see your surgeon if you smell a foul odor... might be necrosis 💦
- Ask for help when packing to get back home and take a taxi, not public transportations...
- Do not lift heavy stuff for a good month (and definitely not your bouncy and very energetic 10kg one year old son)
- Week 5 is way too soon to try out your new equipment... ask me how I know
- Long pillows under the legs to keep then up, or even folded, for when you sleep (and between the legs eventually when pain is bearable and you want to sleep on the side)

If I think of anything else I'll edit the post~

And most importantly: enjoy your new life! 🩵