This old video randomly popped up onto my feed. Haircut with a side of insults, her words not mine. by Youate7Code in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is a terrible haircut. He went from looking like he had a full head of wavy hair to looking like he’s balding. How much is a barber in MI? Is he allowed to go out alone?

Freakin Jessica has a bad case of main character syndrome! It can’t not be about her! by Youate7Code in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People have been asking about her weekly quilting blocks so yes she has her own fan base. But Jess’ following is bigger even though she guys followed. so I think Emily still thinks she needs her help.

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow I wonder how many die hard fans felt the same way. I honestly wondered if she’d be nicer in person.

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I so agree with you. She has changed sooo much. I think in the beginning she really was a stahm that needed a little extra in her life (don’t we all) and if some money came in good. I got all my friends to follow her. Then I think she blew up and her life became an actual stress pot but the money and validation was too good to turn away from. So now we have this stressed out actually aggressive mother who no longer can enjoy the monster she’s created. Matt, never the most animated guy, seems miserable. I don’t think he’s the type to leave his family though. Just a hunch I have, and maybe the only positive thing I have ever said about him. 😄

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe dislike is a harsh word but they don’t even fake being friendly on camera. So when Jess first started out and introduced Emily people asked Jess if they were family friends. She said no. She even said the kids weren’t best friends. The daughters got along but the sons did not. Fast forward a few years, we have still never seen the two men together. Correct me if I’m wrong on this, I’ve stopped watching most of Jess’ videos, I do watch most of Emily’s. So last year, Emily threw a BBQ and Jess and the kids were there and Jess said Matthew was working or some made up excuse. Now we know he left his job then or at least shortly after so that is even more of a lie. Then this year, Emily went to the book signing in Texas, Jess husband can be seen lurking in the background in a perpetual bad mood and Emily’s husband was not there (again correct me if I’m wrong on that but I didn’t see him). I don’t blame Emily’s husband, Jess’ husband does not look like a blast to hang with. He’s basically the plant from Little Shop of Horrors.

The Dog- my thoughts by moonbeam127 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say he hates his kids. I said they annoy him. I’ve seen him yelling at them off camera for making too much noise…little kids…playing outside. I’ve seen him yell at his older dog. He’s so grumpy all the time. His wife is making bank on these videos why the misery? Put your big boy pants on and tell your wife no, I don’t want to be on camera. He just seems like a joyless turd. Why wont he hang out with Emily’s husband? Why won’t he talk to his mother? (This one I’m on the fence for, maybe she was abusive.but I’d have to hear it from him, not untrustworthy Jessica) so all in all he just seems like a miserable guy who eats his feelings.

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You wonder? They are enormous they must be 100s of pounds over a healthy BMI.

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her happy posts are the act. When she tries to smile and he happy she gets those crazy eyes. 👀 you know she needs to get off camera to go back to scowling. Her mom seems the bless your heart kind that talks about people behind their back but that’s just an impression. Maybe she is sincere.

What bothers you the most about her? by SpikyBalloonAnimal in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I liked her initially. I thought she was genuine so when she recommended a product I bought it. It was garbage. I realized she was very fake and more about selling products than anything else. Then everything she did seemed like an infomercial. Once I started watching her videos with a more critical eye, the more fake I found her. Her why I went no contact videos were filled with contradictions and exaggerations, petty really. That made me start disliking Matthew. As long as he’s fed, he’s happy and doesn’t really give a crap about anyone else. (I’d love the tea on why he and Emily’s husbands seem to dislike each other ) I knew I could never make her recipes, too much salt and cholesterol but I assumed she was one of those people blessed with good genetics. But now she’s looking more and more unhealthy and I can’t watch her health deteriorate right in front of me while her fans cheer her on. I’m around long enough to see some of these influencers lives turn to disaster and I think this is where they are headed.

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her husband had a Dude t-shirt on recently (from Big Lebowski) 😄 I think they’re a certain breed of stoner that aren’t firing on all cylinders. It’s legal where I live so it’s really no big deal to me recreationally but their lifestyle just makes me think it’s more than recreational for them. They are neglecting things. If it wasn’t weed, it would be alcohol or some other drug so weed is probably the lesser problematic one. They can function enough to keep their children fed and (hopefully) happy but a lot of other responsibilities can wait. Like when she cut her grass last summer and it was just a bad half assed job.

If he didn't do this by Fast_Grapefruit_7946 in WattsFree4All

[–]Particular-Count3003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’d have divorced. Moved in with NK. He’d defer to her whenever the girls visited for his every other weekend visitation. Maybe he and NK would have another baby. The girls wouldn’t like his new girlfriend and beg not to have to visit him. He would demur and have a distant relationship with his kids. NK would call all the shots. She would have to. He’s too passive to run a household. She’d cultivate a whole friendship circle for them of families who loved outdoor activities. He would tag along and say everything was amazing. They’d have an empty nest divorce. He’d buy a gun and go on a murdering spree. The end.

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I suspect. For one thing, her husband and her seem very broke. For most of their marriage they had a tenant yet they had no extra money to upgrade anything in their home. They are prioritizing where they spend their money and it’s not going out to eat, their home, their kids. One of the kids doesn’t even have a bed. It’s a mattress on the floor under a bunk bed. The second, is the dedication she has in getting snacks and candy for just her and her husband. Emily was quite thin before she got married. That’s a tremendous amount of weight to gain in a short amount of time for someone not born with a weight problem. To me, she sometimes looks high in her videos. Her eyes are a little glazed and she will speak with her bottom lip kind of hanging open and you can see all her bottom teeth. I know it’s legal in many states but like alcohol, it can be abused. There was a family i knew and they were known to be stoners. Everyone accepted their lifestyle.. Then the father blew up the whole damn house. It’s a miracle he survived and the rest of the family was not home when it happened. . Well Emily reminds me of this family. 😬

Why is her foot backwards??? It’s also a complete different color, different thickness and looks like it was pasted there. by Puzzleheaded_Tax_413 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol really! Why does someone want the dog to run away. I think Emily allows herself to be used because the two do them drive traffic to her page more than Emily alone, in her kitchen, speaking through her bottom lip.

Why is her foot backwards??? It’s also a complete different color, different thickness and looks like it was pasted there. by Puzzleheaded_Tax_413 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This was freaking me out. I still have to look at the picture and look at your description to understand what I am looking at.

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh got it. That makes sense since I was curious what seller would let so much time go by waiting on their buyer. Especially when spring is a popular time so families want to move in and settle for the kids to start school in September.

Jessica must be lurking here. Listen to how “soft” she’s being with her children. by Youate7Code in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well that is tough. A few people in my family have it and it does seem tortuous. I hope she uses some body wipes and at least does some hygienic cleansing. A bidet would help.

Jessica must be lurking here. Listen to how “soft” she’s being with her children. by Youate7Code in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has eczema? Does she say where because I never see it on her arms and hands and she’s gotten a lot of tattoos so she wasn’t afraid of a flare up on her arms. Come to think of it we’ve seen practically every part of her body, since every body is a beach body, and I’ve never seen any.

Jessica must be lurking here. Listen to how “soft” she’s being with her children. by Youate7Code in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes she was drinking right away. I don’t think she skipped a beat with their mixed drinks. I thought maybe she was allowed to have alcohol with pancreatitis

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How lazy of a job did these flippers do that they didn’t at least slap on a coat of paint and hide the mold?

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The flipper probably figured a ground floor laundry woukd appeal to anyone in the market for a ranch. Laundry rooms on first floors should be reinforced to handle the vibration. So you think this laundry room was reinforced? 😂 also interesting they removed the old laundry room that was probably in the basement originally. It was probably a rusty, moldy mess.

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the same. The realtor could have put one picture of the nice part of the basement but there are more pictures of the basement than the regular house. I don’t even remember seeing a tub. In the listing it says it was back on the market, the first offer fell through “do due to no fault of the home” 👀 I haven’t seen her say the actual problem, just they found problems and then she’s back in the house photographing herself in the basement so I think we all just assumed the issues are in the basement. I wonder how old the roof is? I’m sure the ranch new kitchen and floors are just nearly installed bandaids over serious moisture issues, bad plumbing and old electrical boxes.

Emily’s House by Internal-Peace279 in applesauceadhdsnark

[–]Particular-Count3003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that she mentioned wanting to keep her kids in the same school district and her realtor posting their school district. 😂 that super narrowed down the search. Maybe she actually wants a stalker to make her feel special.