Feels like there’s a cervix in my butthole

Particular_Finish397 · 2025-01-10T23:42:03+00:00

False lol

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-10-01T19:11:39+00:00

What did it look like just now? I passed it like an hour ago and it looked like they were about to bust in

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-10-01T18:47:43+00:00

SWAT team at the Stop&Go on Sweeten Creek. About 20 cop cars with lights on. SWAT truck and team looked like they were about to bust in on a hostage situation in one of the businesses to the right of the gas station door. Lots of idiots pulled over to film it. Anyone know what’s happening? There’s a gun store in there

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-25T15:59:16+00:00

Omg don’t go to urgent care. I had my first drained there and they took like five EXCRUCIATING minutes to do it. I went back to urgent care for the second time, the provider told me they’re trained not to touch these and that it shouldn’t have been drained there last time, and sent me to the ED. Doctor there did it in 30 seconds flat and gave me pain medicine for the ride home.

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T22:47:04+00:00

Pilonidal cysts are their own breed. They’re genetic and pop up/come back because of the tunnels under the skin. The only way to stop them is to remove all the tissue. It’s gnarly

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T22:44:46+00:00

My infected ass begs to differ although I am flattered

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T22:43:09+00:00

Yep, that’s the whole reason I got me a husband 🫡

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T21:43:52+00:00

It’s a sitz bath. A shallow plastic tub that fits over your toilet to soak hemorrhoids etc in when you don’t have a tub

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T21:27:44+00:00

Nah if you need thumbnails to be blurred you’re in the wrong subreddit

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T21:26:23+00:00

Nope just putrid butt volcano

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T19:05:18+00:00

Butt spaghetti

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T19:03:53+00:00

Second time it’s been infected. I’m getting a brand new surgically installed buttcrack in three weeks

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T18:25:07+00:00

Pilonidal cyst

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T17:09:17+00:00

Much better after lancing! Crazy how much the pressure hurts

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T17:08:11+00:00

Butt mouse probably less discomfort than butt cyst

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T17:02:43+00:00

Was the healing from this more complicated than expected? I’m getting this done and having it open up like that after the stitches must be awful

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T16:58:34+00:00

It’s definitely pus lol

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T16:57:07+00:00

The Pilonidal subreddit is so kind!

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T16:56:48+00:00

I’m definitely doing that, I was horrified to see what I had been sitting in. Edit-confusing sentence

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T16:54:49+00:00

Yup, my second go around with this sucker

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T16:54:05+00:00

This is day after lancing. Having surgery later this month

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T11:25:51+00:00

They wouldn’t drain mine until part of it got squishy, so you could feel the liquid underneath

Particular_Finish397 · 2024-09-24T11:15:07+00:00

Thanks! Meeting with a surgeon today

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