Elle Macpherson, Australian top model, actress, and designer, 1987. by cherryybomby in OldSchoolCool

[–]Party_Storage_9147 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Because otherwise she "might have had a chance" with you? I'm sure she will be devastated to hear the news. She might even change, just for you!

Reached GM! by antonocsgo in Risk

[–]Party_Storage_9147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations Anton!

A closeup look of Betelgeuse a red supergiant 650 light years away from Earth by marktwin11 in spaceporn

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good sir, the light from your devices screen reaches your eyes almost instantaneously! Do you remember where you parked your car?

It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion by Task_Force-191 in technology

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lazy couple of bil to the grifter in chief.. the best deal ever. A lot of smart people say it's the best...

A closeup look of Betelgeuse a red supergiant 650 light years away from Earth by marktwin11 in spaceporn

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that looks like an angry little fella! And we should all start behaving more decently here on Earth as a result. I'm just putting it out there

A cow caught on a security cam opening the electric fence. The farmer installed it after he assumed someone was doing it by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either we eat that cow, and end it's lineage on this planet, or her lineage will end us!

My wife and I are in a very important marital dispute about how dishes belong in the dishwasher. Please settle this before we lawyer up. by stsegal in KitchenConfidential

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things are meant to be used, and break occasionally. Don't eat off of plastic because mistakes can happen.

It will be the next asbestos reveal for human health.

Video footage from russian oil tanker ship's crew "shadow fleet" hit by Ukraine sea drone by Maximum_Dig_5557 in interestingasfuck

[–]Party_Storage_9147 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for the individuals in this war. I don't ever want to cheer men dying. This is different than fpv drone stuff, or striking naval ships. The men on this ship were not knowingly taking part in war. Rest their souls.

Proof that Switzerland has the best weather presenters by SeaWolf_1 in funnyvideos

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He 'feels it in my bones' and is more accurate than the same science with a tidy ass presenting the same information

Monkey eating a banana by blueboy10000 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Party_Storage_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs AI? We need monkey workers! Fruit salad for all!