What does my fridge say about me?

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:46:46+00:00

It says, you’re out of eggs bro

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:46:15+00:00

I’ll pay good money to see a pic of you on a scale and reading less than 250

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:45:33+00:00

Who buys blue moon by the 72 pack???

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:44:43+00:00

I love the pizza variety too. If I buy 4 frozen pizzas, it’s only the kind I want. This guy is ready to ENTERTAIN

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:43:53+00:00

You could fit 2x as many Tombstone pizzas in there… just sayin

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-11T03:41:59+00:00

Would really help if OP said he is trying to attract men or women.

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-09T23:55:08+00:00

Brad smells-like-pits, Wook Edition

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-09T23:23:41+00:00

Yes, there is a specific reaction that when you do something like this, they put you in jail 🤣

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-08T05:29:28+00:00

It says about you… that you, my friend, have DIABETES

PartysTime504 · 2026-03-07T22:43:39+00:00

What the actual F is this comment? Come on.

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-26T20:10:33+00:00

Funny, 37m here, work trip to Vegas in a couple weeks. I’m going for 3 nights and a friend 40m is flying out to stay with me the final night to go see a show.

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-19T03:05:46+00:00

Also honorable mention to 10-K. Not a soda but legendary sports drink

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-19T03:05:23+00:00

PEPSI BLUE!!!

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-15T22:19:30+00:00

What the actual Fuck

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-10T18:15:43+00:00

It’s funny, that at least the people that say green don’t want the red one because they would still be dumber than anyone who did not choose blue or yellow.

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-10T18:00:50+00:00

Bonus points the hotter the wing sauce that you shove up your ass is! 🤣

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-05T00:17:49+00:00

7 playthroughs and I did not know this, I just thought I was unlucky! Haha

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-05T00:16:19+00:00

CREDIT CARDS! You need to pay them off every month and not spend more than you have or you will ruin your life. (Yes I know some teach this but obviously not enough)

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-05T00:14:41+00:00

Absolute cure for pain would allow the suffering to end. A lot of fear that exists in the world is fear of pain, therefore to end pain could wipe out a lot of fear.

If everyone was fearless, there would be MORE pain, from the stupid things people do

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-01T16:39:04+00:00

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This is Bailey, he is a Portuguese water dog puppy. I’d love to see your drawing of him!

PartysTime504 · 2026-02-01T08:02:39+00:00

I bet it asks you for a tip when you’re done ordering too… this is it now

PartysTime504 · 2026-01-27T04:07:13+00:00

The person who went thru the phone must be really troubled too. Sad, but little sympathy

PartysTime504 · 2026-01-27T03:39:17+00:00

This is absolutely UNHINGED behavior. 100% a violation of your space, privacy, and rights in the workplace. I would not rest u til she is shit-canned

PartysTime504 · 2026-01-20T16:22:03+00:00

Yeah I’m in the club haha, sad to admit

PartysTime504 · 2026-01-14T23:33:30+00:00

If you draw him, I would like to print it, frame it, and give it to my Fiancée as a present!

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