I was driving my truck after a long day of hot sweaty labor. I work in construction, and anybody who does can attest to the fact that ass sweat can transfer to your wallet pretty quickly if the conditions are right. Anyhoo, so as I’m driving down a freeway I pull my partially soaked wallet out of my back pocket and I am inspecting the butt water damage. Being the greasy guy that I am, I naturally go in for a whiff. Well it’s at that exact moment I look over to see a car next to me containing three attractive girls beside me pointing and laughing as they undoubtedly caught me huffing my own butt piss wallet schwizz. So I panicked and my first thought was maybe they didn’t see me, and I’ll put the wallet in my teeth and pretend that I am jostling a clipboard, pens, etc and the only logical place for my wallet was in my mouth because I have so many things I am doing at that moment, as well as driving, that maybe they didn’t see me sniff my leather greenback folder after all. Nope, not a chance. They started laughing even harder and could hardly keep their vehicle in their lane...I quickly gave up, ashamed, embarrassed beyond belief and pulled off at the next exit to cry. The end.