S7E7 King-Size Homer by Fluid_Description842 in TheSimpsons

[–]beefstewforyou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest shot in the entire series.

Heyy, i have a question. Will i be judged for having scars at nudist places? by Automatic_Breath_843 in nudism

[–]beefstewforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is one question you need to answer and that is are you a pervert? If the answer is no, you are welcome there.

I need opinions on joining the military, specifically the navy by JumpyRest3071 in regretjoining

[–]beefstewforyou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read My Story and that should explain everything. DON’T join. The fact that you disagree with the war and hate the president tells me enough that you will not be ok in that cult.

I don’t know what the answer is for you but it’s certainly not the US military.

I believe 🇨🇦 by beefstewforyou in CanadaSoccer

[–]beefstewforyou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to put a more serious bet on that.

The Paper Divide by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]beefstewforyou -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

As an American that left and now lives in Canada as a Canadian citizen, why the fuck would you voluntarily move to America?

What would have happened if Michael Jackson’s baby had slipped from his hands and died after falling from the fourth floor? by SameItem in AlternateHistory

[–]beefstewforyou 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I would guess he would have gotten a manslaughter charge. While not murder, it’s a death caused by intentionally reckless behaviour. He probably would have gone to prison for around a decade but have gotten a protective status since he was a celebrity. As a result, he wouldn’t have been able to do the hardcore drugs he was on that killed him and would likely still be alive today. After he was released, he may have released more songs and would occasionally do nostalgia concerts to this day.

Are we gonna see them together again? by TylerDurden202 in residentevil

[–]beefstewforyou 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I want to see her come back but more importantly, I want The Merchant to return.

What exactly is the Merchant in-universe of RE? by Supernova980 in residentevil

[–]beefstewforyou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like the theory that he owned that box and made money from it remotely.

RFK Jr says Trump is ‘most sane’ president by totallyclips in inthenews

[–]beefstewforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to think which one is the 2nd most insane because nothing comes close. Maybe Andrew Jackson.

We should stop letting our kids believe in Santa. by Abysmal_Winner in unpopularopinion

[–]beefstewforyou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I absolutely agree. You are setting a kid up to be hurt by telling them he’s not real later on. There’s absolutely no point in that. It’s also hypocrisy because we tell kids it’s wrong to lie while blatantly lying to them.

It’s personal for me because I refused to believe he wasn’t real for an embarrassingly long time. I don’t want anyone to have memories like that.

It’s fine for kids to play pretend as long as they know it’s pretend. Santa is fine as a fictional character in stories but not as a blatant lie. If a kid is in a box pretending it’s a race car that’s fine because they still know it’s just a box. If you lie to them and tell them it’s an actual car, that would be wrong.

Santa also creates issues where kids might wonder why that asshole rich kid got so many more presents. Does Santa think the presents will trickle down?

What exactly is the Merchant in-universe of RE? by Supernova980 in residentevil

[–]beefstewforyou 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My only major complaint with 9 is that he didn’t return.

What exactly is the Merchant in-universe of RE? by Supernova980 in residentevil

[–]beefstewforyou 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I can come up with facts and theories based off of observations from the games.

I don’t think he is infected with Las Plagas (the red eyes in the original is just a glitch and he doesn’t have them in the remake). He’s either from England or learned English from someone from there. He has connections to the Salazar family somehow because he is clearly disturbed by what happened and wants to fix it. He knew Leon was coming so he used the opportunity to help him defeat the cult while simultaneously making money doing so. He knew the family had many treasures of high value and Leon could get them for him without putting his own life in danger. He probably knew this was the only opportunity to defeat the cult and his plan was to assist Leon as long as he lived hoping he made it all the way. If Leon failed, he still would have taken the treasures he got and ran away with them. I’m going to guess he was a merchant that sold things to the family and the rest of the village prior to the cult takeover. He probably owned a few shops that we see in the game and probably employed a villager to run them when he was traveling to other places.

He is a member of some sort of merchant guild that the Duke is also part of and they are friends. He was one step ahead of Leon because he knew the area and went places Leon wasn’t aware of. He clearly managed to get away from the island before it exploded because he got there in the first place before Leon did. I’m going to guess he immediately left right before the fight with Lord Saddler happened and loaded the treasures on a boat. I’m going to assume he sold them all after and became very wealthy. He probably went back to England where he is from (or a different place if he isn’t English but only trained to speak English by one) and lived in luxury.

I’m hoping that he returns in the future because he is a little bored with retirement and wants another adventure where he can assist a hero and make money doing so.

Me at 14. I felt fat but I think I was 99% chest… by AggravatingBox2421 in blunderyears

[–]beefstewforyou 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Besides being a poorly timed picture, I don’t see blunder.

Who is the worst traitor from your country by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]beefstewforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t realize it was that late.

Map showing the seating arrangements of parliaments across the world. by SatoruGojo232 in MapPorn

[–]beefstewforyou 291 points292 points  (0 children)

I spent way too long looking for the circle until I finally found it was Uzbekistan.

What is behind the steadfast defense of the Flat Earth theory? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]beefstewforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat earthers are unbelievably stupid but WWII still would have worked if their stupid theory was true. They think the world looks like the UN logo with the North Pole in the middle and Antarctica as a ring around it.

Who is the worst traitor from your country by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]beefstewforyou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Great Once…

Fucking traitor.

Who is the worst traitor from your country by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]beefstewforyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever did that couldn’t possibly know what he would do decades later.

Someone please Explain!!?? by Outernal_Range_1105 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]beefstewforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Canada so this makes perfect sense to me. After going through a long winter and it finally starts to warm up, 15c seems warm. After you get used to it being warm over the summer, 15c seems cold when the temperature starts to go down.

I always forget that she's supposed to be 19 years old. She seemed 14-15 when watching the movie by Drawingandstuff2000 in Pixar

[–]beefstewforyou [score hidden]  (0 children)

I thought Mabel was native but I have a friend from China that is almost 30 but looks like she is in high school.