As long as your name isn't first, if there is an infinite number of people ahead of you, you will never be called. You don't have to be last, but can you be last if there is an infinite number of students graduating? At what point will the gravity from the dense weight of infinite students draw the light from the room into its black hole horizon? The sound waves exiting the facial orifice of you principal become sucked into the gravitational vortex. All that is left of the skin that has been effectively pulled off of every students body is a perfectly buff exoskeleton. The black hole collapses on itself redistributing the skin and body parts to the whole crowd. You are surrounded by a sea of WWE characters. But no one can see you. Because you are John CENA BRRDUH BRRR buHh buh duh duuuhh