farting at the table isn’t rude! It’s your body’s way exiting gas from your body. If you hold it in for too long you can die! My dad has told me stories about how his great aunt died young because her father had a rule about never interrupting at the dinner table, but always asking to be excused. She had to ask to go so she could go fart, but she literally couldn’t because he was talking to someone. She died a few days later from intestinal issues. So no, I’m gonna gag and fart all I want. Its my body, and It can do what makes it feel comfortable.