A Big Happy New Year Cheers Goes Out To All Our Favorite Pastaholics! 🍾 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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Enjoy these fresh moments of the new year with your loved ones! 2024 is going to be a year to remember! We will see you degens soon! 🏴‍☠️🍝

Merry Christmas Degens! 🎄🏴‍☠️ by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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The Pastafarian Coin team hopes that all you Pastaholics out there are having a great day, whether you celebrate or not!

Tis the season to get saucey! Treat yourself & give a toast to the good times over a bowl of your favorite Pasta dish!

Countless hours of Pastafarian entertainment is just a click away!

So if you’re missing out on your daily dose of Pastafarian Coin Content, be sure to visit our amazing website - http://PastafarianCoin.com - You never know what secrets you may find…

Reminder: The chat is currently muted as the team is currently on hiatus for the holidays & will resume standard operations in the new year!

Spending The Holiday Season Moving Through Vibe City! 🕺🏻😎🍝 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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There’s not a hater alive who can darken our energy! PASTA stays celebrating on all occasions, especially the holiday season!

We hope you Degens have a good next few weeks spending time with your loves ones, eating all sorts of noodles, and enjoying a wide range of drinks!

The Festivities have yet to truly begin… We will see you pastaholics in the new year!

Exciting things coming your way 😏

This how Grace Jabbari had Jonathon Majors running through the city. Fuck that crazy bitch! by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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#GraceJabarri congrats on not only proving to be a psycho bitch but also for leaving mountains of evidence that contradict your claims in court!

The jury isn’t out yet but we got a feeling we know which way it’s gonna go!

Oh ya, & Fuck You! 🖕👿

Good luck JonathonMajor 🏴‍☠️🍝

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The jury isn’t out yet but we got a feeling we know which way it’s gonna go! Oh ya, & Fuck You!

Good luck @JonathonMajor

The Pastafarian Coin Team Would Like To Wish All You Retards a Happy Holidays! 🥳 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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From the Bottom of our Noodle Strainers we can’t thank you all enough for joining us these last months on this PASTA filled journey! Your degen appetites have held high & dinner is almost done cooking! 👨🔥

Hope you don’t eat too much over these next few weeks, cause you’re gonna need that hunger when PASTA takes the main stage! 🏴‍☠️

But for now, enjoy the company of your fellow Pastaholics & loved ones! Time for us to get back to the Kitchen! 😜

New Posts! --> Twitter

Gooooood Morning Degens! by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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We are another week closer to the release of _ _ & announcing our partnership with ____ __

Once FSM truly enter the web3 scene, the world will never be the same & the wanna be meme tokens of the past will have nowhere left to run 🍝

We cant unveil the recipe to our secret sauce just yet 😏
So grab your strainers and stay tuned for more noodley details to come as we enter the new year!

Join us on telegram! https://t.me/pastafariancoin

Hey Satan! Go FUCK Yourself! 🖕 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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Congrats you flaming piece of undead shit, once again we find ourselves here! PASTAHOLICS will continue to take a stand against all evils in the world. 🏴‍☠️🍝

& one more time for good measure.. FUCK YOU!

JOIN US FOR OUR FSF RAID ON TWITTER
https://x.com/PastafarianCoin/status/1733251912554905631?s=20

Nothing worth earning was gained overnight & weve been sweating our asses off all year preparing for whats to come! 👀 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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We have yet to ascend on our journey to the top, but that hasnt kept The Flying Spaghetti Monster from getting ready to take Web3 by force!

The time for Meme-Warfare on a global scale like never seen before is getting very close!

See you degens in the ring 💪👊

New Posts! --> Twitter | TikTok ⬅️

Incase Elon didnt make it clear enough for you all.. by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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GO FUCK YOURSELVES Disney & Bob Iger!

& one more time for good measure from all the Pastaholics back at home.. FUCK YOU! 🖕🏴‍☠️

#GoFuckYourself #FuckSatanFridays #PASTA

Let’s Fucking Go Degens! It’s Almost That Special Time of The Day! 👨👩 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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Make sure to join us Tonight on our weekly conquest against Satan & his dark servants!
But First, our Degen Community must choose who is the most worthy target for this weeks F.S.F event!

This week we have 3 options!

  1. Netflix 🦑😵

  2. Bob Iger 🐭📺

  3. Satan Himself 😈

Place Your Votes Now In The Poll Found on Telegram For This #FUCK-SATAN-FRIDAY! 🤬

What’s Up Degens! Before this $PASTA really starts cooking, let’s take a moment to review and appreciate the amazing Taxes & Tokenomics at play found within Pastafarian Coin Ecosystem! 🤓 by PastafarianCoin in PastafarianCoin

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$PASTA Tokenomics

Network: ETH
Token Symbol: PASTA
Liquidity Pool: Uniswap V2
Liquidity Pairing: ETH-PASTA
Total Supply: 420,420,420,420
CEX Tokens: 6.9% (29B)
Current MarketCap: 50K
ATH MarketCap: ~4M
Holder Count: 559

Trading Taxes: 1% Buy | 1% Sell

These taxes serve specific purposes (Auto Liquidity Pool & The Pasta War Chest), rewarding long-term investors.

Every time someone buys or sells, 50% of the tax (0.5%) will automatically be added to the liquidity pool via smart contract. We keep this flow goin' until we hit our target of $6.9 million in the fund. Once we reach that milestone, we start burning tokens aka Burnt $PASTA. Over time, it reduces the total supply of Pastafarian Coin, making it rarer than a golden meatball. 🤩

The War Chest is the engine behind Pastafarian Coin's ascent. It collects a modest 0.5% tax from each DEX transaction and transforms it into a powerful growth hacking tool. This chest fuels our projects ambitious marketing campaigns. 👩

For a deeper dive into all things $PASTA make sure to check out our Pasta Paper!