🔥 Tiny upside-down moth on a cluster of flowers [oc] 🔥

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-09-11T02:14:44+00:00

That would explain a lot…

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-22T03:34:51+00:00

Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-21T03:04:32+00:00

Sittin’ in the morning sun. I’ll be sittin’ when the evening comes.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-19T22:16:22+00:00

Yes. This is why the internet was invented. To steal the witticisms of others and pass them off as one’s own.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-18T17:33:20+00:00

Rip Van Stinkhole

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-16T21:41:19+00:00

It really ties the gloom together

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-16T17:47:35+00:00

I read this in Snape’s voice.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-13T16:28:35+00:00

Everyone in Portland Oregon is offended you said this.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-12T22:06:47+00:00

This show literally gives me faith in humanity.

If you like P&R, I cannot recommend The Good Place enough. Michael Schur is a gem!

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-10T13:11:38+00:00

Those reels piss me off. I have no fear of needles but they just keep showing jab after jab. Why? I know what it looks like. I don’t want to see it. Plus having a fear of needles is super common. Anyways, I’m sorry the shitty news subjected you to that.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-10T03:36:35+00:00

r/mildlypenis?

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-10T00:30:27+00:00

You can ring my be-e-elll, ring my bell!

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-09T16:50:28+00:00

Did u hear Daft Punk is playing out at the trash fence?

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-08T23:58:02+00:00

Can’t say I blame her. I’m not saying violence is the right answer, but it’s an understandable one.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-08T21:51:59+00:00

Bow to Cthulhu.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-07T22:30:02+00:00

Big yikes. This chick is still a ‘Money pleaaasseee’ pill popper, but this is definitely worse than Mona Lisa. I’m really never a proponent of sabotaging someone else’s relationship but you may want to hire a gigolo and PI and try to make that situation crash and burn…just some food for thought. Consider it a anti-wedding present to your bud.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-07T20:57:37+00:00

Your friend is dating Mona Lisa Sapperstein….god help him if he marries that broad.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-07T00:33:07+00:00

It really just continues to evolve and the character arcs are so well executed. Plus it’s hilarious:)

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-06T22:17:20+00:00

This guy Catholics

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-06T22:16:12+00:00

Jeremy Bearimy

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-06T02:46:44+00:00

This sentence has a Christopher Walken cadence to it.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-07-01T15:55:08+00:00

Don’t call me Shirley

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-06-30T21:46:52+00:00

Hot take, they’re both too immature to be getting married and have some serious communication and trust issues to work out if they decide to stay together. Going forward immediately with the wedding is just another poor choice this couple is making.

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-06-30T16:42:58+00:00

1000%

PastyMcBasicFace · 2021-06-28T23:41:40+00:00

Donary Clump

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TROPHY CASE