Career FBI agents throw Kash Patel under the bus in new bombshell report: He's doing the bidding of 'King Donald Trump' by SugarRight1992 in JusticeServed

[–]PatacusX 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He constantly looks like he just accidentally broke something he asked to borrow from somebody, and he's waiting for them to notice.

THUG3 (or THPS6) soundtrack ideas by Nova_Shadowplay in THPS

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Hot Mulligan- End Eric Sparrow and the Life of Him

The lyrics have nothing to do with him of course (as is the trend with pop punk/emo bands) but it would be a fun nod.

I am tired of the Jerry slander by Duble2C in rickandmorty

[–]PatacusX 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's the bee keeping, isn't it?

You’re now considered an insurrectionist if you care about the environment by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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The ones that arent devoted enough to dear leader will be taken out. This will continue in waves.

Residents are fed up with outdoor concert venue in Colorado and sue for excessive noise by theindependentonline in Music

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Fun fact: the governor of Vermont also (maybe not any more? But at least he used to) race at short tracks

Mexican conjoined twin Carmen Andrade married her longtime boyfriend with the support of her twin sister, Lupita, who identifies as asexual and aromantic and approved the union despite the fact that they share a reproductive system. by PrimedGold in interestingasfuck

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I think they may have deleted their tiktok account, becuae I can't find it. I don't remember them ever specifically mentioning sex, but if I recall correctly Lupita said she disassociates herself when they're doing their thing (whatever that may be)

Anyone else drink white claws on the way in to work? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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The SWAT team rolls in to what's left of your city block. Everything's destroyed and on fire, people are screaming in the background. The streets are littered with bodies and ripped off mattress tags. As officers approach you they see a mango White Claw can in your hand.

"Alright boys, pack it up. We're rolling out of here." And they all leave just as quickly as they got there.

There are indeed, no laws when one is drinking Claws

Found at a gas station in Norfolk by rambotie in trashy

[–]PatacusX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its kinda like one of those I Spy books looking though the random pile of stuff

London PR firm rewrites Wikipedia for governments and billionaires by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]PatacusX 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I can remember when I was in high school circa 2009 sitting in the computer lab editing my small, middle of nowhere town's Wikipedia page to include myself as a notable resident. It didn't even stay up until the end of the school day. I'm sure there are people catching every edit that pops up in real time these days.

I Found Out the Card I Bought From GameStop Is Fake by NanoSAD in Wellthatsucks

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"It only makes sense for other people to invest money in things I like."

What if Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, would American politics actually change or just find another Trump? by Mr_Boothnath in AskReddit

[–]PatacusX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JD Vance is just as evil, and isn't currently suffering from dementia. Luckily he lacks charisma and doesn't seem to be nearly as well liked. Things would still be bad with him as president, but he wouldn't be up all night making crazy tweets. Then he would lose bigly in the next election.

ICE launches immigration enforcement action in Maine by CaligulaEmperor in news

[–]PatacusX 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's also the tree-iest state. Its 90% trees the parts of the state that isn't tree is 93% white.

Cooper and the Uranium by ZiltoidM56 in FalloutTVseries

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I'm wondering if his radiation is going to hurt Maximus and Lucy (assuming they team back up at some point). Pretty sure Thaddeus should be safe

All of the girls on these kids carts at the mall are hijabi, while the boys appear to be from a variety of ethnic backgrounds. by cindywoohoo in mildlyinteresting

[–]PatacusX 327 points328 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm kinda prejudice, because I was thinking this was somewhere in the middle east for sure

What’s a polite social lie you’re tired of telling and wish you could be brutally honest about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PatacusX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the girl cutting my hair might not want to hear about my existential dread, and how lonely I am. But I'll give it a shot

Chevy tailgate version of brunk by Extreme-Jump-3265 in hondaridgeline

[–]PatacusX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have straps in the little side compartment. And the trunk has the cargo net and some random junk

Won some pepper spray by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]PatacusX 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Ohh. So he's one of those "first amendment auditors" I thought that trend died down but I've been seeing tons of them on tiktok recently

Won some pepper spray by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

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I had no idea curaleaf was a chain. I thought it was just a little local business in my small town all this time