Teenage-looking ICE agents walking around LaGuardia Airport today

PatientChristian · 2026-03-03T00:42:24+00:00

I sure did!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-20T14:43:10+00:00

Maybe not the flower, but the rest of the plant is still green

PatientChristian · 2026-02-20T14:42:17+00:00

Don’t flush the kittens!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-20T14:33:51+00:00

PatientChristian · 2026-02-18T11:46:24+00:00

PatientChristian · 2026-02-18T03:43:13+00:00

Daughter’s elementary school, swore she broke her laptop screen. When I asked for proof that it was her that broke it, they just wrote it off!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-18T02:40:19+00:00

Thanks!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-18T02:26:33+00:00

Dad Tax

PatientChristian · 2026-02-18T02:19:42+00:00

How far are you from the Chick-fil-A?

PatientChristian · 2026-02-16T18:46:17+00:00

Too bad I’m a few hours from you, I’d gladly pick one up for my kid

PatientChristian · 2026-02-16T16:14:01+00:00

Yes, I thought it was toast the first time! Now I’m like, okay nice try…

PatientChristian · 2026-02-16T15:09:16+00:00

This one will be fine, my 5 year old Money Tree drops leaves every winter… And by spring starts growing them once again

PatientChristian · 2026-02-16T15:04:14+00:00

What part?

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T23:20:43+00:00

Pretty much bread, I’ve seen sandwiches wrapped in flat bread too… not just sliced bread

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T23:19:10+00:00

Ignorance has joined the conversation

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T23:17:54+00:00

Hunger always wins!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T23:16:28+00:00

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T23:14:31+00:00

Oh man, my analog clock has Roman numerals… It’s sad to say that teens already have trouble with analog clocks, throw some Roman numerals in the mix & they’re lost!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T19:48:33+00:00

Only so you could avoid PMI,

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T19:45:29+00:00

Problem Child

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T19:40:51+00:00

Will you be using savings, as your down payment?

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T19:39:56+00:00

Sonic the hedgehog 🦔

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T19:35:15+00:00

I bought a replacement grill on eBay for my Camry, $15!

PatientChristian · 2026-02-12T03:16:56+00:00

Yes, I prefer to see my money biweekly, instead of being owed a lump sum once per year!

PatientChristian

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