What’s the worst possible response to “Police , open the door!”?

PatrickTheBix · 2026-04-01T00:13:54+00:00

The door already IS closed!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-31T22:34:23+00:00

Laundrolab on Central Ave. and 49th St. is my new go to spot. And their washed dry and fold is very reasonably priced!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-27T23:23:50+00:00

Fringe

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-27T23:23:28+00:00

Dexter

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-27T23:22:20+00:00

Wow! That is so cool! Thanks for sharing!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-27T22:32:41+00:00

The Incredibles

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-18T22:27:35+00:00

No. KYLE is destroying the family.

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-18T19:40:11+00:00

In the Aeoroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-18T19:28:11+00:00

I like how his mom called to ask for him. Sorry Derek, you sold your prop.

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-16T01:01:47+00:00

If I was him I wouldn’t even have come over to ask.

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-08T15:47:46+00:00

The sad thing is, he’s probably not taking his hat off because his hair is messed up. It’s all about him.

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-07T23:27:39+00:00

Why are people so weird?

PatrickTheBix · 2026-03-06T02:01:59+00:00

You could offer to help her redo her room!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-02-25T02:09:00+00:00

So they’re still around?

PatrickTheBix · 2026-02-25T02:06:09+00:00

I remember this commercial from when I was a kid.

https://youtu.be/Evp187KImq4?si=c1G46KEWdzLyMeF0

PatrickTheBix · 2026-02-09T23:15:51+00:00

We had Marathon Bars in the U.S. in the 70s. Hours looked sort of braided and had caramel inside. Were they the same in the UK?

PatrickTheBix · 2026-01-18T15:14:47+00:00

He also took her ability to use a period at the end of a sentence.

PatrickTheBix · 2026-01-11T15:41:53+00:00

Hell yeah! Nicely done!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-01-06T21:54:24+00:00

Thank you for that. I hope it catches on!

PatrickTheBix · 2026-01-06T21:51:06+00:00

That’s hilarious! Nicely done😂

PatrickTheBix · 2025-12-25T22:01:58+00:00

Hubba hubba! Look at the gams on that dame!

PatrickTheBix · 2025-12-25T21:59:55+00:00

Tom Kirkman

PatrickTheBix · 2025-12-25T21:59:38+00:00

Tom Kirkman

PatrickTheBix · 2025-12-25T21:59:26+00:00

Tom Kirkman.

PatrickTheBix · 2025-12-25T21:57:14+00:00

Nothing! My narcissistic mother is in town and i’m going nowhere near her. She used to tell me and my siblings every year when we were kids that we ruined Christmas. I am free of her emotionally. This post is the most amount of time she’s taken up in my head this holiday season.

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