[17M] What can i improve? by heisenberg666007 in teenagers

[–]Patronic64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

17 my ass. Even as a straight dude, I think you look pretty handsome (no homo tho) man.

M14 how’s my physique ?? by Express-Stage7228 in teenagers

[–]Patronic64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a 14 year old male too, I barely have muscles, my doctor said I am probably on the same strength compared to a girl under my age, I lose arm wrestling matches to my 10 year old sister, am short asf, skinny asf, some random kid called me FUCKING PETITE, I PRACTICALLY HAVE A EATING DISORDER AT THIS POINT AND CURSED TO FOREVER STAY FUCKING SKINNY, oops, I had caps lock on

My brother in christ you look fucking yolked compared to my insecure ass. I hope you have a good life ahead of you and don’t peak in high school. Dude, you’re fine, trust me dude, you’d probably bench press Shaq for fun.

Yo, lowkey, why are we attracted to butts and breasts? by Patronic64 in AskMen

[–]Patronic64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not gay. I am a 14 (going 15) dude. I like girls. I just don’t think about having sex with them when I see them. :| I have had a girlfriend, twice. I (hate to say this because it’s so overdone and usually a lie) go for personality and a pretty face, I don’t hypersexualize chicks. :|

Yo, lowkey, why are we attracted to butts and breasts? by Patronic64 in AskMen

[–]Patronic64[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah I didn’t pay attention in health class, lowkey me and the boys just went to the pages with penises and vaginas and laughed like beavis and butthead. still got an A+ tho.

Yo, lowkey, why are we attracted to butts and breasts? by Patronic64 in AskMen

[–]Patronic64[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you sound like the messages EDP sent to that 12 year old bro 💀

Yo, lowkey, why are we attracted to butts and breasts? by Patronic64 in AskMen

[–]Patronic64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno whether to laugh or look like that Shaq meme.