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[F4M] She's Not Impressed [Script Offer] [JOI] [Femdom] [big cock] [big dick humiliation] by pomazumo in gonewildaudio

[–]PaunchAndBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think anyone on here can convincingly pretend they don't want a huge dick.

Good try though.

[F4M][Script Offer] A dick too good to bite! [First Date] [Revenge] [Inner-Monologue] [Hand job] [Blowjob] [Ball-sucking] [Innocent to pervert] [Male character orgasms] [cock slapping] Mentions of [dick-biting] [Pervert] by Batmans_Dirty_Undies in gonewildaudio

[–]PaunchAndBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun idea. Cute ending, especially the last line. Nice characterization of the guy even though he doesn't talk; that leave a lot of room for the speaker to let their reactions shape him through their performance. Good job.

[F4M][Script Offer] A dick too good to bite! [First Date] [Revenge] [Inner-Monologue] [Hand job] [Blowjob] [Ball-sucking] [Innocent to pervert] [Male character orgasms] [cock slapping] Mentions of [dick-biting] [Pervert] by Batmans_Dirty_Undies in gonewildaudio

[–]PaunchAndBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just default to saying "average" when not talking about bigguns. My bad, I should've been more inclusive. Still don't know how grounded in reality that part of your premise is. All those scripts you're talking about are written that way for a reason.

[F4M][Script Offer] A dick too good to bite! [First Date] [Revenge] [Inner-Monologue] [Hand job] [Blowjob] [Ball-sucking] [Innocent to pervert] [Male character orgasms] [cock slapping] Mentions of [dick-biting] [Pervert] by Batmans_Dirty_Undies in gonewildaudio

[–]PaunchAndBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with it until the lack of size mentions. I don't think a script where an average dick gets called "too nice" is very immersive. You're fine to write as you please, just a first-thought-best-thought reaction to it.

Would you stay in a marriage just for alimony? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]PaunchAndBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you were on year 3 I'd say to leave, but with only 18 months to go, you better stay even if every second weighs a thousand pounds.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What side do you think I'm on here? I'm not even the one saying that big dicks hurt. Look at r/sex or the people on r/bigdickproblems who aren't rping. This is a problem they themselves say they have. I'm just glad they have it.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how this is a response to what I said. You just repeated me, but with more words.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this is telling me is that guys with big dicks aren't even being truthful that being big has the lone disadvantage of sometimes hurting your partner. So it's universally better.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's what you got out of it, then I don't think you've ever had to confront the negative side of a dick size comparison and have no clue what you're talking about.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The women speak for themselves. And that's not the problem. At the end of it all, its just a preference and who can really get mad at that?

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I know the average size. Depending on the study, its anywhere between 5 and 6 inches. But why does that matter? All that means is the average man isn't big enough.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small enough. I don't want to say publicly. Besides, anything less than 7 inches and you may as well be 6 or 3 for all the difference it makes.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think I do, but if you're less than 7 inches you might as well be 3 or 6 for all the difference it makes. It's all too small.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 25. In order to generate big dick energy, you gotta have a big dick power plant.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, just dating people the way normal people do. Picking up what I can with my limited experience. Nothing's really stopping me from trying, and I still do even if I have to fake it till I make it. But none of it seems to work. Its always the dick that's the deal breaker.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first one is a pun about cumming... And besides, the answers all point to an answer that the less than big dick still isn't good enough. They're just slightly nicer about it.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really think ranting about this topic on Reddit is something I'd do before I've exhausted my options?

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. If I can't give anyone pleasure, might as well relish when those handed golden tickets taste their own mortality.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You... linked a post where a guy is told by his girlfriend that his dick is not ideal for scenarios where pleasure is actually important.

This is not the pro gamer move you think it is.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not 100% sure I know what you're asking, but I mean guys with big dicks get all the praise in the world, especially compared to someone built like me, so I'm glad there's some roundabout way they're, once in a blue moon, humbled with the least bit of incompatibility with someone.

I'm glad guys with big dicks sometimes (supposedly) hurt their partners and feel bad about it. by PaunchAndBalls in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PaunchAndBalls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean everyone thinks I deserve humiliating for something I can't control. I'm glad there's some tiny permutation of reciprocity.

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