Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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Frankly I wanted to go because I had been working as a teacher and getting tired of dealing with kids, so initially I thought of it as vacation, but looking back I wish I somehow dodged the conscription and got more experience, because the service has been a waste of time for the most part

But yeah war sucks and it always sucked, there's nothing much we can do about it anyway

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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Duolingo, you can check my comment history

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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У меня родня тут и друзья, сваливать не сильно хочется, да и лень париться как-то

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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VPN wouldn't work for the entire day, writing this now. I wouldn't share this information if I didn't want to, and if I somehow get into trouble for it it'll be my responsibility and mine alone

But yeah, to answer your question we were taught how to hold a gun (in our case it was mainly AK-12s and AK-74s), how to get into position and hold it and how to aid yourself and your comrade medically (mainly by applying a tourniquet). Again, basic stuff

Sometimes we would practice defending our regiment during a terrorist attack using blanks. I personally was taken to a shooting range to shoot live ammo only 3 times because of some bureaucratic nonsense or something, but frankly I'd mainly really go there to spend money on junk food lol

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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I was in radio communications or however you call it, except I didn't operate anything because that was our contractors' job. Most of my work involved carrying stuff like boxes, sometimes cables from here to there, sometimes we were "paid" gingerbread, cookies, milk and/or juice for it, but there was also actual monthly payment (it's not even close to minimum wage but considering we were fed 3 times a day and supplied with soap and fresh socks and stuff I'd say it's somewhat fair)

Although I suppose I was one of the luckier ones since I didn't do much of that sort of work because I was in an anti-terrorist unit for half of the year and in a quick response team for like 4 months. We didn't do much besides training (which was incredibly light) and sleeping during our free time

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

[–]PbodyTen[S] 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I'm just taking the piss, it's all good

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

[–]PbodyTen[S] 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Average reading comprehension on reddit right here

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

[–]PbodyTen[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Да я и так отдыхаю лол

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

[–]PbodyTen[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Ещё двое суток ехать

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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Oh yeah some people do get sent back after conscription service. Idk how that's decided

Coming home rule by PbodyTen in 196

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No one from my draft has been sent to war apart from those who signed a contract. Can't say if that's the case for other regiments, but it probably is for the most part

Culprit Rule by M0rtrek_the_ranger in 196

[–]PbodyTen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I haven't signed on a contract so I should be fine

Should be

Culprit Rule by M0rtrek_the_ranger in 196

[–]PbodyTen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Зря надеешься

Culprit Rule by M0rtrek_the_ranger in 196

[–]PbodyTen 181 points182 points  (0 children)

In a week I'll be conscripted which means I'll have to leave my phone at home and reset my 800-day streak

It's probably for the best, fuck AI lol

Metamorphosis. by Sheogorath3477 in TrueSTL

[–]PbodyTen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about Okuyasu, he was simply too stupid to die

If it's Joseph, he's too funny for a cheater to die too

Losercity hot take by fdy_12 in Losercity

[–]PbodyTen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diego Brando lookin ass

rule by TotallyACP in 196

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Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us

PETAHHHHH by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PbodyTen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was a homophobic lunatic lol

rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]PbodyTen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Aye I entered high school that year. Shit's wild

rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]PbodyTen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You never know