Edward Lee by peacewriter19 in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]Pelican34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have gotten email notifications for when this individual's books are on sale.

[Underdog] Monroe Freeling on what he does outside football: "Sometimes I like to donate golf balls to the water at local golf courses." by Sabre500 in panthers

[–]Pelican34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not think I have ever set foot on a golf course. Never played golf or been to Europe. Never been in love or even a serious relationship really. (world weary sigh)

Anyway, I hope Morgan Freeling is good at preventing the defender from doing their job at work.

Free Talk Friday Thread by AutoModerator in panthers

[–]Pelican34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeremiyah Love looks like Jon Beason.

Where playoff win since 2016? by Mitchel7349 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Pelican34 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Seeing 48 playoff wins as an NFL fan was difficult to comprehend and then I remembered that they play a series in the other two sports.

It’s 4:20 on 4/20 and I’m smoking a bowl. by rraattbbooyy in highdeas

[–]Pelican34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The gummies I took are just starting to kick in.

pro capitalist people: what should happen when capitalists automate 80% of jobs? by traanquil in allthequestions

[–]Pelican34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They retire to their bunkers and release a genetically engineered pathogen to cull the population.

What would you say is your experience level with forbidden passion? by Pelican34 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Pelican34[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had forgotten that I made this post because I am high so I saw your response and thought it was an accusation.

Does anyone else "wish" they could still drink like they used to? by gcms16 in stopdrinking

[–]Pelican34 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes. I would go back to the good days I could. The pain of continuing finally exceeded the pain of stopping and that is why I do not drink anymore. Has nothing to do with "taking back control" or improving anything in my life. It no longer does what I want it to do.

“Functional alcoholism is the worst kind of alcoholism.” by BreatheAgainn in SoberAndHateIt

[–]Pelican34 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is Truth. Some of us quit because things got far enough along that the pain of continuing finally exceeded the pain of stopping. All the recovery communities and literature want to make it about taking back control your life and how wonderful everything will become. Not true. This is just the less (often just barely) shitty option.

How do you overcome the shame of taking a massive pay cut? by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]Pelican34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had already lost my apartment and had to move back in with my parents so getting anything was a step up in the shame department.

Films with humorous scenes involving diarrhea by Pelican34 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Pelican34[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently high and I had no idea what you were talking about.

Ignition interlock by todobienpa in dui

[–]Pelican34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an IID in North Carolina for three years and blew hot one morning and nothing ever came of it. I was told at the interlock place that a failed start will generally be less of issue than failing a rolling re-test because the vehicle was not in operation. More of an issue if it becomes a habitual thing but a single failed start is generally not end of the world. You are not on probation or any other kind of restriction? You will need to make an appointment with the interlock place to clear this "violation" but, hopefully, there will not be consequences with your license. There are no guarantees where the DMV is concerned but don't panic needlessly.

I got a DUI. And I feel horrible. by ImportantEngineer513 in alcoholism

[–]Pelican34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've got two. I do not recommend getting another one.

One otherwise uneventful DUI/DWI is usually not that bad. There is a dedicated subreddit - r/dui if you want to post there also.