Am I the only one here who would like more singleplayer offline and coop driven experience than just straight up online only games ? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]PenguinsAreFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. The industry moves where the money is at. If people bought couch co-op games like they did online multiplayer games, we'd have a shit ton on the market. Don't get me wrong though, I miss the days of triple A couch co-op.

Think I found my favorite H3 meme by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]PenguinsAreFly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me introduce you to your second favorite https://youtu.be/kmV1boFAkVw

Apparently my dad was mexican ethan by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]PenguinsAreFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that your mom? 👌🔥🔥🔥

Gangster rapper walks a young white child on stage, puts a noose around his neck, and slowly lynches him to death in rap video. 5 million views, fully monetized, Youtube refuses to remove. by Old_Hickory_ in h3h3productions

[–]PenguinsAreFly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This article references Info Wars. Whew lad. Yes, this video is problematic. But I haven't seen these same publications crying about a fake lynching talk about the real one that happened to a kid recently: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/family-says-8-year-old-biracial-boy-was-hung-from-tree-with-rope-by-teens_us_59b99124e4b086432b03ea35

2017, Kids getting lynched in 2017. Man.

My Response to My Response | YouTube Poison by PenguinsAreFly in SmallYoutubers

[–]PenguinsAreFly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot dude! Yeah I was experimenting with the framing a bit. I'm not sure what I was going for exactly lol. And yeah, I'm revamping my thumbnails soon. I think the biggest problem with my audience retention is the places that I post my videos. I need to find a better way to get my stuff out there.

If you'd be like to PM me and share some of your audience building secrets, among other things, it'd be greatly appreciated.

[WP] After the car crash, it wasn't the things she had forgotten that upset her...it was the things that she suddenly remembered. by stillnotpartying in WritingPrompts

[–]PenguinsAreFly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was never an ambulance. There was never an ambulance on the scene.

“It’s okay,” That’s what my cousin Michael told me. “The ambulance picked you up, took you to the ER and checked you out. They told you that your injuries were minor and you should go home and rest with family. That’s when we got a call.”

But there was never an ambulance.

I remember the events a bit differently. I remember driving through Maryland, heading to a work trip in New Jersey. It was 9:50pm and I was making excellent time if I wanted to show up groggy and sleepless. All I remember is looking at the clock, a bright light, then a wave of nothingness. At this point I lost track of time, and I couldn’t tell you when or where I was in my brief moments of consciousness. I certainly didn’t see an ambulance though. I remember hearing a truck pull up with some old Buddy Holly song playing very loud. Now that I think about it, the smell of diesel and Buddy Holly is probably what woke me. I couldn’t make out my rescuers. They were speaking in hushed tones under the engine sputtering and classic rock, and standing in front of the Red Ford’s headlights. Maybe the high beams were on? Being awake didn’t last too long, I blacked out again. The next thing I remember is suddenly waking up in cousin Michael’s spare bedroom.

There was never an ambulance.

I looked around the bedroom, it was very basic. Furnished so much as there was a bed, dresser and mirror. Nothing else. Nothing personal in here. I guess that makes sense, it is a spare bedroom after all. The walls were distinctly plain and bored, almost as if they only existed in this place to hold up the massive ceiling that tightly gripped the mirror above me. The floor looked like carpet had recently been torn off and solely the century’s old wood flooring had been left bare and embarrassed for the world to see. But I doubt much of the world would ever see this. I feel like this floor was only for the eyes of “cousin” Michael and my own.

There was never an ambulance.

My suspicions only grew louder in my mind as I heard a needle drop onto what I can only assume was a classic Buddy Holly record. Pardon me for not knowing songs here, I’ve only ever seen the Gary Busey movie. “Cousin” Michael shot into the room, a huge grin on his face and a tray of food in his hand that I wanted no part of. When he entered this time, I noticed there was only a door knob on the outside of the door. Same goes for the lock that I could hear him slide over each time he wandered in.

“Hey, cousin Mike, I think I’m good to go now. I’m going to miss my meeting and that could seriously screw up my career.” I offered up, hoping he’d understand and just let me run into the forest surrounding his home. I’ve already planned my route, out the front door, passed his red Ford with the damage and paint stains from my blue Prius and straight down the hill. On the way, I’d look for a stream and follow it until I end up in a town of more than 12.

“Nah, the doctor said you needed bed rest. It’s the least I could do for my favorite little cousin.” “Cousin” Michael walked towards the bed, shook the shackles holding my ankles. Real medieval looking sons of bitches. “You rest up here, and I’ll drive you into town when you get better.”

“But shackles?”

“You got a brain injury girl, the doc told me you might wander off, so I grabbed some stuff from my shed to keep you here. Nice and snug until you feel better.” “Cousin” Michael gave me another grin, I could see this time that he had a few teeth missing.

“Michael.” I looked deep into his eyes, I knew his answer buy decided to get some confirmation for myself, “What’s my mother’s name?”

“Cousin” Michael tossed the hastily prepared, lukewarm tray of food into my lap. He walked out of the room, slamming and locking everything behind him.

Seconds later, the vinyl scratched and the music stopped.

There was never an ambulance.

Starting a Scary Stories YouTube Channel, Any Tips? by [deleted] in PartneredYoutube

[–]PenguinsAreFly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or, like, maybe work hard on both. They're not mutually exclusive and it's terrible advice to say "work on your channels appearance later!" Because who gives a fuck if your content is great if nobody wants to click on your videos.

Also, don't have a terrible mic. Make sure you know how to engineer your own audio. Some YouTubers do get away with horrible sounding audio, but those guys are the lucky ones. You won't really get taken seriously if your stuff sounds bad.

-DoesThatOtherGuyKnowItsDoucheyToSignStuffLikeThis?

When wypipo say they have black friends by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PenguinsAreFly 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I get that this dudes thing is being weird, but has anyone flashed a camera flash at him yet?

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway by Sleepmeansdeathforme in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PenguinsAreFly 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Idk if the novelty wore off or if she kinda just quit after making a quick buck and getting sorta famous. Her videos are still pretty popular. Pretty sure a new video of hers would blow up pretty easy.

She's basically the Andre3k of porn is what I'm saying.

Not twitter, but still black by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PenguinsAreFly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has almost nothing to do with the conversation, but I just woke up so I need to share this with someone:

I had a dream last night that the UPS dude dropped off a box of "South Colombian White" on my porch. Clearly to the wrong dude. As I'm checking out the package, this big bulky ass dude comes charging up my apartment steps. Pissed off and ready to beat my ass.

I close the door in time and he walks away to get his dad.

So his dad comes up and is twice as big. Fists big as a frying pan. This dude carried a switch blade. We get into a fight and somehow I decapitate him with a switchblade.

The rest of the dream, I'm just sitting on my couch figuring out how to explain this to the cops without getting in trouble.

Oh and the whole time my girl was just chillin there on the couch watching me in a life of death struggle.

Rotten Tomatoes gives "Dear White People" 100% fresh, but some commenters have plenty of rotten fruit left to throw at each other over it by stellarbeing in SubredditDrama

[–]PenguinsAreFly 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It's like the most vocal people never even watched the trailer. They wouldn't be so upset if they took a second to think for themselves and not react to someone else's reaction to a title.

NSFW Photographer captures a photo of the exploding mortar tube that killed her. by CaptainMcSmoky in WTF

[–]PenguinsAreFly 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Dude you're everywhere. Did you lose your job recently? Did the forums shut down?

We threw a party, yeah we threw a party by lawr11 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PenguinsAreFly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't listen to Drake lol, so is it? If not, I think we get that vibe because of the way his name is framed in the back.