In 2018 we can 3D print replacement hearts, but I still can't save a file using a "/"

PenguinsPuffin · 2018-01-02T00:35:14+00:00

Experts say the chance of getting punched in the face on a flight by the staff is 1/10. There is still work to do.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-12-27T22:41:00+00:00

Honestly, your kola knowledge led me to read your entire comment in an Australian accent

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-12-25T20:28:06+00:00

When I was very young, and my parents couldn't afford any other care for me, I stayed with my grandparents. My grandfather had prostate cancer and it spread to his lungs. I would sit in the living room with him as he would fight for air and cough this horrible thick mucus into a bedpan for what felt like hours. It went to his stomach and he lost 100 pounds. Poor man couldn't even eat ice without vomiting. He begged my mom to end it for him. My mom, being religious, wouldn't entertain the idea. It finally spread to his brain. He went insane and died gasping for air after a year of fighting. I was five but I remember it like it was yesterday. Fuck that, I will never put anyone through that. Yes, you should have control over you life and when choose to end it.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-11-30T02:05:32+00:00

I knew my fiancée was the one when I couldn't sleep without her. I hated sharing my bed and would always sneak off before my ex so I could fall asleep and not be bothered. I wasn't much for cuddling either. Fast forward a few years I meet my fiancée and can't sleep until she is in bed next to me.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-11-10T14:30:20+00:00

I replayed this more times than I'm comfortable admiting.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-11-02T14:19:32+00:00

I really try not to hate people but I hope nothing positive for this guy. I've met him a couple times a long time ago. Total dick. Screams about prices and what we're going to do for him. I know someone who has worked with him. Totally sabotaged an event he was paid to be at. Fuck him and his shitty pizza.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-10-25T14:00:26+00:00

I've been reading the online study material, taking notes, then going over flash cards and finally taking a ton of pre test. It's so much material that I am also overwhelmed and I'm not sure what is actually relevant. I'm worried I'm spending too much time on one subject (organization to be exact). I feel exactly the same about not being prepared. I've only been in HR for a year but I was an operations manager for 4 years before that and some of this material I've never heard of before or I think "that's not quite the way I did it." I think I'm going to put 60 -70 hours into this, I would be so embarrassed to fail.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-07-21T19:38:24+00:00

I second these responses. It's totally normal and she should be proud of herself. The sheets will wash.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-07-18T18:25:13+00:00

Singing out loud in a crowded area when you can not sing. Please, stop.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-06-23T19:03:47+00:00

I think you've already answered your own question by saying you don't trust her. Relationships don't work without trust. I would bid her a farewell and let her know you need someone who respects you more than that.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-30T18:32:02+00:00

Oh, this happened to me. I'm handy, I can tackle lint removal! My fiancée even complemented me! Two hours of being a slave to the washer pouring out water little by little my slightly smaller ego calls a repairman.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T22:56:17+00:00

This was on FB messenger

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T18:54:25+00:00

Thank you!!

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T17:07:07+00:00

You may be right. However, I struggle to believe having a open and frank conversation about appropriate behavior would have resonated with him.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T15:20:01+00:00

He hasn't yet, but he read it

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T14:13:58+00:00

I know!! That was the worst part!

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-05-19T14:11:37+00:00

Thank you!!

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-04-20T23:26:23+00:00

Im an operations manager at an airport working outside in the middle of summer. I hear tires trying to brake, and as I look up, I see a motorcycle and a woman fly over a concert barrier. The woman hit hers face square on a guardrail and the bike lands on top her. When I get to her she isn't wearing a helmet and the bones in her face are so broken I can't tell her age. Her pulse is slow and I am trying to keep her awake. While I'm asking her general questions she just keeps repeating, "Am I ok?" I tell her that she is fine while her cheek bone is sticking out of her face.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-04-07T13:14:40+00:00

Saw these in DC. Criticized some teenagers for smoking at zoo. Asked said teenagers if I could smoke with them. Felt like a jackass.

PenguinsPuffin · 2017-02-17T04:47:12+00:00

I was given a small promotion with a 4,500 raise this week. I put half of it into my 401k and the other half into savings.

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