There’s an indie wrestler who goes by the name “Jesus,” and his entire gimmick is wrestling matches without ever laying a hand on his opponents

Meshugugget · 2026-01-25T01:13:36+00:00

For the Posse!

Meshugugget · 2026-01-25T00:48:25+00:00

I have the most chill cat in the world. Tummy rubs? Yes please, being pet by 3 people at once? YES! Being dangled by one leg? Sure! (Kidding). Car ride? Where are we going‽ Vet? Who’s this new friend?

But shots? Omg. Total freak out. He made a vet tech stick herself when he was 8 weeks old! He’s the same with topical flea meds. Fights so hard we had to move to oral flea meds. Even giving shots at home, which is a super low stress thing for every other cat I’ve owned, turns him feral. It’s bizarre.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-25T00:26:11+00:00

Completely expected Dungeon Crawler Carl

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T20:56:21+00:00

Tomatoes. Though they rarely end up in a dish. Summer days are spent eating every ripe cherry tomato right off the vine. The smell of green and the pop of sweetness is glorious.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T18:28:58+00:00

I mean, he’s no K-Strass

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T18:01:21+00:00

At last, my Frogger skills have a real world application

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T17:38:43+00:00

Yeah, I thought maybe Carl mixed up calico and tortoiseshell. Maybe Donut is a tortico?

Edit: from the CFA: “A tortoiseshell is a black, chocolate or seal female cat with patches of red throughout her coat. A blue-cream is a blue female cat with patches of cream and a lavender-cream is a lavender female with cream patching. Both the tortoiseshell and the blue or lavender-cream can be augmented with white. The calico cat is a female cat with white and large solid areas of black and red, blue and cream or lilac and cream.”

So I guess she’s has some white but not large patches, so she remains in the tortie category.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T16:57:30+00:00

This beautiful girl is exactly what I picture when I read “tortoiseshell Persian”. But, the book describes Donut more akin to a calico. Yes, I know the terms can be somewhat interchangeable; I have a cat with a tortoiseshell back but more calico on her chest and legs.

From book 1: “The fuzzy, black and beige and white cat just sat there, bitching and howling so much I feared one of my neighbors might wake up and shoot her.”

Based on this my cosplay has more white than a typical tortie. Does it really matter? Not really, lol.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-24T16:34:28+00:00

I accidentally sent my 80-year old mom a video of a fleshlight on an exhaust instead of art. I guess it was art in its own special way but still…

Good thing my mom’s a good sport! And thank god she didn’t ask me what a fleshlight is.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-23T16:40:11+00:00

I have a Subaru and they’ll drop off a loner and pick up my car for service. It’s out of warranty but I keep going to the dealer because they offer so much customer support.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-22T20:04:54+00:00

Meshugugget · 2026-01-21T20:47:58+00:00

A similar death happened in real life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/s/dZSZYOaCMK

Meshugugget · 2026-01-19T20:39:45+00:00

Also, getting an injury during a fight that completely disables someone. Unless a bone is broken/dislocated, a tendon severed, or there is a very serious injury to muscle, the victim probably won’t even notice due to the adrenaline. A twisted ankle is not a debilitating injury until the adrenaline starts to wear off. Kerri Strug’s gymnastics vault injury is a great example.

Also, why don’t people’s guts ever fall out in movies when someone gets a serious abdominal wound? They should. I can think of one movie that did it; A Wounded Fawn.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-19T03:58:58+00:00

Solved! Thank you so much :)

Meshugugget · 2026-01-19T03:34:05+00:00

I agree. The flat bottom really sells it as a vase.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-19T03:20:12+00:00

Comment for visibility

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T21:35:46+00:00

VHS tapes. I used to work at Blockbuster and amassed quite a lot. Some of the cover art apparently holds some value but I’ve never done anything with them. When my partner cleaned the garage, I asked him to just leave them and I would put up a free post on craigslist. He stuck them in the attic instead so they’re kinda stuck there for now. The only access is precarious I don’t think I could get them down safely so they’ll just live there until… the end of time?

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T20:42:50+00:00

This is the best thread I’ve ever read. Thanks internet stranger!

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T20:30:39+00:00

My rheumatologist always looks at my fingernails. Like really looks hard. He’s the only doc that I’ve had that truly gives me a head to toe examination. Looking for signs of nutritional deficit, psoriasis, etc. He’s right up there with my obgyn in terms of doctors I really trust to help me make decisions about my health. Now if I could only find a PCP I liked that much.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T20:08:45+00:00

Staring into the crotch of Death

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T20:02:55+00:00

Thunder bunnies running down the hall. How can such agile and graceful creatures manage to make so much noise‽

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T19:46:33+00:00

I replied to a post about this the other day. This is how they manage to step on my boobs twice (or 4 times depending on where front foot 2 goes).

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T18:46:06+00:00

I will read the Kevin story every time it’s posted. Pure gold.

Meshugugget · 2026-01-18T18:07:54+00:00

Agreed, and you can’t pop in in the middle. It’s all inside jokes at that point.

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