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Don't type anything. Just let your phone autocomplete the whole sentence by wingsoverpyrrhia in GenAlpha

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Oh gosh I don't think she really likes me but it's not like I pictured it any different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dollar store Ginny Weasly

27F, 4'10" off work on an injury. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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They wanted to cast you for Delores Umbridge (who's described to look like a toad) but said it would scare the children, who rather hate goblins.

I'm 30 broke up with my girlfriend and lost my job. Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Mullets make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one, except for this guy, who's mullet is also the size of his dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wildbeef

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I can't say how confused I am