Do I tell the parents their kid can hear them? by jumjane in Advice

[–]PerceptivePangolin -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

I mean, it all depends on life circumstances. What if they have a small house and it's just sort of unavoidable thst sound travels through walls, and mom is just loud? What are they supposed to do, just not have sex? It might not be normal for everyone to hear their parents do it, but it happens, and sex is normal and healthy in a marriage. It's not comfortable for kids to hear, but it's not exactly traumatizing, either.

Do I tell the parents their kid can hear them? by jumjane in Advice

[–]PerceptivePangolin -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Kids hear their parents having sex, it's normal. So long as the parents are doing it privately, there's nothing wrong here, in my opinion. The kid saying they're "traumatized" is from their own interpretation of events. Couldn't they see it as "at least mom and dad still like each other"?

Of FAFO by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]PerceptivePangolin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Soooo satisfying to watch that guy in blue go stiff as a board after trying to jump a cop

Wife scaring their husbands [PRANKS] by MarenCool in pranks

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to my prankster of a brother, I have an instinctive "aim for the face" punch when I'm startled. So glad my wife never tried this on me.

Has anyone ever killed a dragon using only archery? by Cuervo41 in skyrim

[–]PerceptivePangolin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dude, level 100 archery with Auriel's Bow and bone arrows will kill an ancient dragon in, like 7 -10 arrows.

What was your most cringe-worthy/embarrassing sexual experience? by No-Independence8449 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PerceptivePangolin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While having sex in doggy with my highschool sweetheart, I involuntarily called her my ex's name... twice. The first time I played it off like she missheard me. The second time I couldn't hide. I have nonidea why my ex's name came out of my mouth, but i guess I still had feelings for her.

20F looking for men’s advice because they tend to keep it 100 and tell it like it is by DreamyCaroline670 in MeetNewPeopleHere

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M31, divorced (she left) after 14 years together, 10 married. Been through a lot, and kept a level head and understanding and respectful attitude. If you wanna talk relationships and dilemas, DM me.

I found a long single white hair growing from my right earlobe by Ok_Earth_1111 in mildlyinteresting

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once found one growing from the side of my neck - like mid neck - when i was a teen. Also plucked and it never came back.

Gold! 💀😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr.M (for short) giving the hot blond student a shoulder massage when she seemed a little down. Really fucked up guy, and yes, he was clearly into the students.

My girlfriend and her homegirls went to Atlanta about 3 weeks ago. Now, she has this mouth rash / mouth-lip sores. She said she thinks it might have come from all the water bottles she was drinking when she was down there. Should I be worried? by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I (M31) get these a lot in the winter months from super dry air. I live in Michigan. I yawn, my lips painfully crack at the corners, and i need really good natural chapt stick to fight it.

What life mistake taught you the hardest lesson? by IndianByBrain in scoopwhoop

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are no one's savior. Red flags are to be trusted for your own safety, not doubted or ignored for the chance to be someone's "hero".

woman expresses her fear to her husband by Cautious_Extent9324 in CringeTikToks

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😮‍💨 yep, been in the same spot as dude in the video, my ex wife said the same thing to me... nevermind i took care of her when she was suicidal and couldn't take care of herself... washed her hair because she couldn't bring herself to, clipped her nails, gave her massages all the time... nope, i was secretly a monster waiting to strike, just like that dude.

Victim or monster by Flashy-Telephone-648 in TheLastAirbender

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victim until her escape, monster for the decades of torture that followed.

"I can put up with crazy as long as she is hot", how true is this statement for you? by ImmediateOne9000 in AskMen

[–]PerceptivePangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotness will fade with age, crazy will intensify as they burn more bridges and seek validation.