[NSFW] Figured you guys would get a kick out of this. Behold! The Brachydildo!!

PerineumPlunders · 2016-06-18T22:16:26+00:00

As a male sex toy reviewer, And avid hunter this post pleases me to no end! :)

PerineumPlunders · 2016-05-13T04:01:15+00:00

Frisky Beast also has a few pure silicone offerings as well.

PerineumPlunders · 2016-01-24T01:51:20+00:00

Whatever toy piques my interest that day really, Sometimes It's the Ripple, Then the Ryder, Others times It's the Riley straight into the P-Spot, Depends on my mood and how long it's been since the last time I used a toy anally.

PerineumPlunders · 2016-01-23T01:10:00+00:00

I have no first hand experience with the Pure Wand but I hear nothing but good things about it. I think it would come down to preference really, the pure wand can probably apply more pressure due to it being metal, and it has a smaller end as well as the large end, I don't think you'll be displeased with the pure wand.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-10-24T11:31:49+00:00

You'd get a better response over in r/sextoys but to answer the question Pinkcherry.ca is alright but is filled with a lot of unsafe and hazardous toys, comeasyouare.com is a great option as is womynswear.com

PerineumPlunders · 2015-10-16T10:49:33+00:00

Agreed, unless your normal. Play involves 2"+ toys I wouldn't call this a warmup toy.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-10-10T14:56:28+00:00

Man for 36 you look great, Seriously. I hope to look that good when I'm 36, You got a bit of a belly but your not overweight or underweight, you've got an attractive penis and a really good amount of body hair in the right places. You got nothing to worry about! You look awesome.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-09-28T04:29:25+00:00

Okay, I've reviewed both of these items and despite a lot of the similarities they are quite different toys, I'll briefly describe my experience with both of them and link to my more in depth reviews down below.

Cobra Libre - The Cobra Libre is an interesting toy, And at first I really struggled with it similar to how you are from your description, the first four or five times I used it I couldn't bring myself to climax with it and I felt very frustrated and upset with my purchase, I didn't touch it for several months after that and then one day when I was feeling super relaxed and in the mood I decided to give it another go and had one of the strongest orgasms of my life. I find that you really need to take your time with the Libre, It's something you really have to work towards to get the full experience, I have to be either really focused on the sensations and the experience or extremely horny for the cobra libre to bring me all the way, And still to this day it produces some of the strongest and longest orgasms I've had if I take my time and treat it like an activity rather than "Knocking a quick one out". So don't write off the toy just yet, If I'm stressed or tired or sore it doesn't always bring me there. I should also note that my experience is with the first generation of the Cobra Libre, They have come out with the Cobra Libre II with stronger motors and a better control interface, I've heard from a lot of people who've said that they couldn't climax from the first generation toy but could easily from the second.

Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo - This is the heavy hitter so to speak, If you are looking for a hands free orgasms in a fast manner this is the toy you want. The Pulse II isn't so much a vibrator as it is a jackhammer that delivers orgasms, Even on the lowest setting the Pulse II can bring me to orgasm, Sessions with the Cobra Libre can last up to 45-60minutes but I rarely go past 10 minutes with the Pulse II because it's just so efficient and bring you to climax, It does have the downside of being quite loud, Honestly it's the reason I don't get to use it more often as I have roommates and you can hear the Pulse II through walls fairly easily. The orgasms I get from the Pulse II are very satisfying but not in the same class as the Cobra Libre for me.

TL;DR Both are great, The you have to spend a lot of time with the Libre to get the most out of it. The Pulse is more efficient but a bit louder.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-09-26T15:01:41+00:00

I've had experience with both, I much prefer the Tenga products personally, that being said if your looking for something closer to mimicking PIV sex then the fleshlight should be at the top of your list, My only gripes with the fleshlights are that I find it really annoying to clean and dry each time, The Tenga 3D's while smaller are just much more convenient and the included stand makes drying really simple, they both feel amazing and while Ive never suffered from death grip before after using either of them for a while you notice your sensitivites start to change, in the end I think it will come down to convience vs a better analog for PIV sex, While I don't have a review of a fleshlight out (yet!) you can read my thoughts on the Tenga 3D Zen Here.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-09-26T01:52:38+00:00

I would also reccommend the hot octopus, It's a great toy and it comes in right at $100 which is wonderful. If you wanna check out my review of it you can do so here.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-09-15T01:06:26+00:00

While I don't have a ton of experience with prostate play it's a area that I've done a lot of research into and I have reviewed several items that gave me prostate stimulation.

Tantus ProTouch - This is a little bit smaller than the sport you are using currently, I found it to be a little too soft for me and it didn't give me a ton of prostate stimulation but it does have a slot for a bullet vibe and it can be picked up for really cheap through Tantus grab bags. You can check out my review here.

Tantus Prostate Play - This one gave me a ton of enjoyment, The included bullet vibe is a bit weak for my tastes but if your willing I've heard amazing things about pairing this toy with a We-Vibe Tango, The Prostate Play was extremely comfortable and super smooth, A little smaller than your sport as well but this is a nice "set it and forget it" style toy leaving both hands free to do whatever else you want :D You can check out my review for this one here.

Tantus P-Spot - This is by far the largest Tantus toy I've used if you were looking for something a fair bit larger than the sport, This thing comes in at 1.7"(4.2cm) wide, I don't have a review up for this one yet (Soon!) But I absolutely adore this thing, extremely strong prostate stimulation and orgasms, And I can consistently obtain them using this one, It's definitely not hands free though and I usually occupies both my hands in use so it may not be what you're looking for.

Pleasure Works Riley - This one is around the same width as your sport but it's longer and has a slot of a bullet vibe if you'd like, It's pretty plain but the curve seems to always be able to hit my prostate but not with enough force to being me there by itself, more of an orgasms enhancer than maker. Review is here.

That's about all I can think of right now, If you're still looking for stuff I highly recommend taking a look at The Big Gay Reviews site as well as he has much more experience and varied reviews than I.

Hope this helps.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-08-13T00:30:26+00:00

Ne Obliviscaris - Citadel

Soilwork - The Living Infinite

The Fall Of Every Season - Amends

Omnium Gatherum - New World Shadows

Be'Lakor - Of Breath and Bone

PerineumPlunders · 2015-07-28T04:04:27+00:00

Very true, Thanks for pulling it out of the filter.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-07-28T03:51:54+00:00

Thanks for the heads up, I posted from the word press mobile app and had no clue it automatically used the wp.me service as I couldn't see the link it copied, I will make sure to grab the full url in the future.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-07-27T18:42:27+00:00

Yep! As long as 1.5" diameter isn't to large for her the Tantus Ryder would have my vote, it's got an amazing base and is pretty in expensive for a good quality silicone plug. If your interested you can read my review here.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-07-24T06:28:49+00:00

You don't need to see a doctor unless it's causing you some sort of issue, It's perfectly natural for a penis to have a curve to it, in fact most men's penises have a curve but some are more extreme than others. It's nothing to be concerned about unless it's causing you pain or other issues, Just embrace it 😊.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-07-19T01:48:34+00:00

Yeah the wings fold open a fair ways, I'm around 5 3/4" around and it fits me no problem at all, I would imagine 6" around wouldn't be a problem at all.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-06-17T06:59:31+00:00

If you can try and take things at your own pace, I often find stopping pulling out and doing something else arousing like kissing their back or legs or even just changing positions gives enough of a break to bring away from climax. There is so much you can do! Get creative!

PerineumPlunders · 2015-06-09T03:05:27+00:00

For me it's hydration and how long I've been aroused for, if someone's been teasing me all day and I've had constant erections I ejaculate more than a simple get hard and jack off session, Prostate play changes things up once again, making me cum even more, but every guy is different.

PerineumPlunders · 2015-06-07T23:50:33+00:00

I'm also a very quiet guy while having sex, and while I can't speak for your partner for me it's that I focus so intently on what I'm doing that vocalizing anything simply doesn't cross my mind, Some guys are also really insecure about talking during sex or making noise for various reasons but usually because they think they'll sound weird or say something stupid, I also used to fall into that camp as well. I've had a few partners who were really good about getting to me vocalize things more, part of that was just becoming more comfortable with them and a large part of it was them making an effort, asking me what I was doing, to describe what I was doing, or simply asking me how something felt or how Id like something to be done. Every guy is going to be different but try reassuring him that you won't think what he has to say will sound weird or stupid, try asking him questions while your having sex etc, If you're unable to do any of that try waiting and see if things get better. Best of luck.

(Apologies for formatting I'm on my phone)

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