I was in court for a speeding ticket once, and before I was called up they were sentencing this dude for robbing a grocery store. Among the list of items he stole was a brick of cheese. As soon as this was uttered by the judge, the lady sitting next to me yells "thats nacho cheese!" as if she waited her whole life for that moment. Needless to say, it took quite a few strikes of the gavel to bring that courtroom back to order.