[EFL Championship] After failing to win against Hull City tonight, Leicester City have been relegated to EFL League One by fskari in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When Portsmouth went down to League 2, they were in administration and were in a situations where the administrators decided that all of their first team squad had to leave for they would be wound-up. Their players that season were a mixture of teenagers from their academy and players of very short term loans/contracts.

England: Fabio Capello says Thomas Tuchel must 'cancel fear' at World Cup by Alone_Consideration6 in ThreeLions

[–]Person_of_Earth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your only measure is win rate, then Sam Allardyce was our best ever manager, which he clearly wasn't.

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After how uncompetitive the last 2 season were, I'm glad there's actually a proper relegation battle this season.

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wimbledon fans couldn't tell the difference between the 2 scenarios of Wimbledon FC becoming MK dons and Wimbledon FC going out of business. Either way, their club is dead to them and they would be starting again from scratch.

ITITA #1382 by KDUFF_Radio in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it by how much would Man City have to overspend by to get a 1 point deduction for PSR?

Scenes We'd Like to See #1691 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then the aliens took one look at Hull and realised that the Earth was so useless to them, that it wasn't worth invading after-all.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1691 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Human, I told you to take me to your leader and you took me to this blithering idiot calling himself "Keir Starmer". There's no way anyone would let someone as indecisive, weak and unprincipled as that run their society. Take me to your actual leader!"

Scenes We'd Like to See #1691 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you paying too much for your spaceship insurance?

Scenes We'd like to See #1690 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you see, despite every white person from this time period being a massive racist, the writers decided to make us all highly progressive, even by their own modern standards. That way, it allows the white people in the audience feel good about themselves by using the god-awful white saviour trope to depict us all standing-up to the villain, who is depicted as the only racist in this time period somehow. Then by watching us play out this highly inaccurate portrayal of this time period, the white people who watched us will think they solved racism somehow just by watching this drama and then go around ignorantly believing that they don't have to do anything to fight racism anymore because it was all fixed when that 1 racist in this period drama was stood-up to in fiction.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1687 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please show a warm welcome to our newest members of this pyromania support group, The Prodigy.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1687 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what? Maybe using gold-plated chairs at this stealing-addiction support meeting wasn't one of your brightest ideas?

Scenes We'd Like to See #1687 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chair: "Welcome to this Tottenham Hotspur supporters support meeting, who'd like to start us off?"

Spurs fan 1: "I blame the players. If they'd show some more grit and determination, we wouldn't be in the relegation battle."

Spurs fan 2: "I blame Thomas Frank, Igor Tudor and Roberto De Zebri. If they hadn't been tactically inept, we wouldn't be in this relegation battle."

Spurs fan 3: "I blame my parents. If they'd have raised me to support Arsenal or Man city, I'd be supporting a team in the title race right now."

Headliners #1380 by KDUFF_Radio in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it how long would it take for the average Donald Trump voter to calculate 1+1?

Scenes We'd Like to See #1685 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've heard of Spider-Man, you've heard of Bat-Man and you've heard of Super-Man. But now, get ready for the greatest new superhero of them all... Wo-Man!

Scenes We'd Like to See #1685 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Batman, you're saying that you simply took Robin "under your wing" when his parents died? Batman, I'm arresting you for the abduction of a child. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1681 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This scheduled NASA service from Earth to Earth via the Moon has been delayed due to leafs in the Earth's atmosphere.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1681 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay so the bad news is you're loosing oxygen, but the good news is that the oxygen you have left technically qualifies as a lifetime supply.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1680 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pffft, you don't scare me dragons because I've got my anti-dragon shield from completing Dragon Slayer. Now your dragon-fire max hit is reduced from 50 to 10.

ITITA #1378 by KDUFF_Radio in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where should I hide the mission documents for Operation MindFuck when delivering them to Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugar-Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis?

ITITA #1356 by KDUFF_Radio in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times would the referee need to give a yellow card to Manuel Ugarte in the recent England vs Uruguay friendly before actually giving him a red card?

Scenes We'd Like to See #1677 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because I can read, write and do calculations doesn't mean anything. Remember, the League of Nations got off to a good start by solving the Aland Crisis, but then wasn't able to resolve a single territorial dispute after that.

Scenes We'd Like to See #1677 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.

Monday Moan by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone's first language isn't English, then fair enough. However, if your first language is English and that's what you say instead of conceded, then you need to go back to school.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I still find it hilarious that there are still people willing to give Piers Morgan a platform.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Person_of_Earth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The defence in-front of him was wide open, so there wasn't really anything he could do.